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OH SHIT

You needed that time. But what if you didn’t? There doesn’t need to be a law in place. Everybody CAN take a few days to gather their thoughts, but nobody should HAVE to do that. And yeah, the 72 hours makes it impossible for women in poorly served areas.

I just don’t get it. I don’t. None of this shit makes sense to me. You hate abortion so much than WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH GOOD SEX ED AND THE FUCKING PILL??!

Gee, I wonder why people who work and live in heavily military communities often have an unfavorable opinion of the average servicemember, while people 500 miles from the nearest base whose closest relation to the military is their stepbrother’s nephew who did 18 months in the Coast Guard and got an other than

I’d do him based on the muscular forearms alone. #SorryNotSorry

Something Something “Put Some Meat Between Your Buns” Something Something

WE ARE GROOT.

This is your quiet masterpiece.

It’s equally hilarious and terrifying that the look on this fucker’s face screams, “B-b-but WHY?

I’ve had this daydream before: what if we just like got some discarded uteruses, packed them in fun boxes like those pre-packaged chemistry kits your aunt used to get you, and sent them to these politicians. Then it would be THEIR uterus. They could dress it up, or buy it a little uterus car (sold separately), or put

What about bisexuals? Will they only be responsible for half of their total legal fees?

Regarding that “God *will* judge”. Here’s a copy paste from to-know-javale post on Gawker’s post on this issue.

See, God protects this country. But when we finally have marriage equality, God is going to stop protecting this country. So basically once there’s marriage equality, the Chinese are going to steamroll us.

This seems like as good a time as any to post this classic, which will never not make me smile.

By all reports, the marathoner ran up, asked for, and first got verbal consent from a willing kissee and they did several do-overs to get a good pic for posterity. I’m inclined to believe all 3 parties involved when they say it was no big deal, because for reals, it sounds like no big deal.

By all reports from all parties, the runner approached a stranger, got verbal consent from him, and they apparently redid the peck 3 times for a good photo.

Dibs.

Was it this guy?: