OH SHIT

You needed that time. But what if you didn’t? There doesn’t need to be a law in place. Everybody CAN take a few days to gather their thoughts, but nobody should HAVE to do that. And yeah, the 72 hours makes it impossible for women in poorly served areas.

I just don’t get it. I don’t. None of this shit makes sense to me. You hate abortion so much than WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH GOOD SEX ED AND THE FUCKING PILL??!

Gee, I wonder why people who work and live in heavily military communities often have an unfavorable opinion of the average servicemember, while people 500 miles from the nearest base whose closest relation to the military is their stepbrother’s nephew who did 18 months in the Coast Guard and got an other than…

I’d do him based on the muscular forearms alone. #SorryNotSorry

Something Something “Put Some Meat Between Your Buns” Something Something

WE ARE GROOT.

This is your quiet masterpiece.

It’s equally hilarious and terrifying that the look on this fucker’s face screams, “B-b-but WHY?”

I’ve had this daydream before: what if we just like got some discarded uteruses, packed them in fun boxes like those pre-packaged chemistry kits your aunt used to get you, and sent them to these politicians. Then it would be THEIR uterus. They could dress it up, or buy it a little uterus car (sold separately), or put…

What about bisexuals? Will they only be responsible for half of their total legal fees?

Regarding that “God *will* judge”. Here’s a copy paste from to-know-javale post on Gawker’s post on this issue.

See, God protects this country. But when we finally have marriage equality, God is going to stop protecting this country. So basically once there’s marriage equality, the Chinese are going to steamroll us.

This seems like as good a time as any to post this classic, which will never not make me smile.

Wow io9. I held you to higher standards. My sister told me about this backlash last night so I’ll copy and paste what my response was to the article she sent me:

Seriously. Banner was trying to convince Natasha that she deserved better and that he couldn’t possibly be right for her because he can’t (or won’t) have kids. She revealed the sterilization to say that she couldn’t either. She called herself a monster because like The Hulk she’s done terrible things. She was…

I agree. Just plain idiotic.

Woa. I just came back from AoU, and I did not interpret the Black Widow stuff like this AT ALL.

There’s no real excuse for the disrespect there heaping on Black Widow.