she's in on it and she approves:

I love everything about this woman, including the incredible love story that was her marriage. Some quotes surrounding that:

Except for the part where we are TOTES COOL with the death penalty! Then it's about JUSTICE!

Yep. Ever find the sections of their sites where they rail against the death penalty, gun violence, domestic abuse, hate crimes, a lack of & stigma against mental health care for those at risk for suicide, or life sentences in prison for non-violent crimes?

Of course this is serious. If a straight man walks out of his office covered in sparkles, people might start thinking he is ONE OF THOSE HOMOSEXUALS and then he won't get into Heaven, despite his best efforts to fuck over women and save the babies.

Did they include a tiny little hanger with the glitter?

See, if it were me, I'd roll around in that shit and work it.

Liberals need to colonize rural areas and appropriate their disctricts. A latte liberal pioneer movement! I'm imagining little caravans of bearded, flanneled young artists trekking into Nebraska pulling tiny covered wagons behind their fixie bikes.

It's about believing that YOUR religious beliefs are so much better than everyone else's, that everyone else must live by them.

Women: Never ever vote for a Republican.

go with god, starbucks employees. RIP

White people...I love them to death, I'm even married to one, but, bless them.

The dude interrupting females thing is SO obvious to everyone who is not a dude. If I could have one wish its that I could get the men in my life to understand that one tiny infuriating constant thing that happens so that we can THEN discuss how sexism affects us all. But they are all (white, black, gay, straight,…

OMG it's so cute! I wish my dog would do this instead of acting like bath time is akin to waterboarding.

Everyone lay off Mark! It's common knowledge that men are terrible at math (and science).

I can see believing a 13 year old is 15 - I certainly can't pinpoint how old anyone under about 25 actually is. Also, I hung out at the playground when I was in my late teens because swings are fun shutup so that's not necessarily an indicator of age either. But if you're a grown adult and you're like, "Hmm this kid…

I hear Antarctica is pretty chill.

Yes! I write about local schools for a small newspaper. The students all look like babies to me now, even the high-schoolers. They look so young it boggles my mind I used to have massive crushes on kids their age when I WAS that age.