Yes, let's talk about this instead of the legal child marriage, female genital cutting, and legal wife-beating that is imposed on women in Islamic countries (where they are legally required to wear hijab, even though they don't work since men harass them anyway) everyday.

One time, I made eye contact with a black lady at the gym. I even smiled a little.

Racism is over!

How offended would the Muslim community be if I started wearing hijabs because I hate washing my hair and I think they look chic as fuck?

I went from "meh, that's mostly harmless" to "OH NO" very quickly.

Ugh, I'm not. I prefer it on the critters. They're pretty chill as long as you don't give them a reason to be afraid of you and they're cute as sin with that little waddle they've got going on. We have one that lives under our neighbour's shed and he'll cruise around our yard in the evenings even if we're outside.

Outside of your personal feelings about fur, this seems like a total FUCK YOU to poor people.

Team Cat's spokesfeline just released an official statement:

WE ARE.

Some cats like being outside, even in the winter.

To the Duggars:

Wait. I could've taken pirate history in college??? I missed my calling.

You had me at Pirate Queen. Seriously, this was great. I'd love to read more stuff like this.

i think i know who was involved.

So...God hated Leonard Nimoy so much that he made him a successful actor with a seemingly rich, full life, surrounded by family and friends and fans that loved him...and then cut his life short at the chipper young age of 83......I think we all learned our lesson now.

Second star to the right, and straight on 'till morning, Leonard.