It's just a rash! The past is fun! Bite down on this leather strap while I amputate your leg, don't be a baby, it's no big thing!
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This is poignent for me today, as this morning I was downward dogging and for some reason, The Gremlin decided that that was the time to get suuuuuper excited and do laps around my yoga mat, barking.
Mine bothers me out of concern. Thirty seconds into yoga I'll open my eyes and stare directly into the liquid brown gaze of my pittie from about two inches away. She invariably decides to reassuringly lick me on the mouth while I'm doing something precarious, and then acts wounded when I yell at her. If I start doing…
Speaking of...
Similarly, I have a cat who is a Pokemon Master, an excellent mayor in Animal Crossing, and the bravest Hyrule Warrior ever.
Mr. Servo does a variety of floor-required exercises (P90x and so forth), and I will literally just sit on the couch and take photos of our golden retriever trying to work out with him. He knows he's not SUPPOSED to be there - he knows he is annoying his father, but he just. can't. help. himself. He kind of starts off…
Exactly! She acts like plopping down on my face is call for a massive reward. "HEY LADY REMEMBER WHEN YOU TEACHED ME TO LIE DOWN? I DID OK WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING? AND WHERE IS MY GODDAMN COOKIE? NELLY DOESN'T DO THIS SHIT OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF HER HEART, YOU KNOW."
Business idea: a yoga studio full of cats who jump on you and snuggle you while you do your yoga.
Downward facing — HEY! GET OUT OF HERE, YOU DARN DOG!
This is EXACTLY what doing yoga in my house is like! Our French Bulldog is like "Oh hey - that mat looks warmer than the floor, my butt must be on it" and our Bug is like "THIS IS SO MUCH FUN ARE WE PLAYING WHAT ARE DOING CAN I LICK YOUR FACE CAN I LAY UNDERNEATH YOU CAN I SIT ON TOP OF YOU YAYAYAYAYAY!"
Increased insurance premiums, no child tax credit, no public schools or universities.
Public registry for anti-vaxxers. Just like with sex offenders, your neighbors should know who you are and Disneyland should be able to tell you you're not invited.
PRIDE: (noun) a mental state exhibited by people who presume that they speak for God.
On the one hand, I kind of agree with Felix. On the other hand, that fella in the top right photo is pretty fine and I'm glad I got to see his selfie.
I am not going to deny that alcohol brings can bring out the absolute WORST in people, but those people are usually pretty bad to begin with. Most violent drunks I have dealt with are violent because they are already shitty people. The alcohol intensifies it. It doesnt CAUSE it.
This is actually one of *the* dumbest things you can do. Basically you are again creating a power differential between the ones who live off campus and can access booze and those who live on campus. I went to both a dry and a wet campus and I felt approximately 1 million times safer at the wet campus because I was…
That line. THAT LINE. The author is saying so freaking much.
That cursor had no choice, she's practically click baiting...
And also, as Jia points out, you can't help but feel they're actually using the implied sexual harassment of the cover graphic as some sort of titillating visual. Like, ooh, we got your attention with this - now let me tell you how the exact behavior we just encouraged is harmful for women.