My YMCA has a men's only workout space in their locker room and a women's only in our locker room. It's lovely and totally equal.

My favorite? "Oh! You're using that machine wrong and I'm here to help you not hurt yourself... oh no, I don't work here I just saw you and thought I'd help... oh... you're fine? Well god! Go ahead and hurt yourself! See if I care!"

Maybe they're allowed to run a personal nail or beauty business? Some hair stylist I know have a private business outside their salon where they're do hair for weddings, proms, and the like in your own home.

Is there a list floating around of wines with high amounts of arsenic in them?

I'm pretty sure these dick balls were just looking for a women to kill. Being accused of burning the Quran is the Middle East equivalent of "he reached for the officer's holstered gun".

A house in my city just EXPLODED because of what they think was natural gas leak. I'm really glad you're ok.

Around my house PJs/sweatpants are called the "uniform". If boyfriend, roommate, or I are not in the uniform within 20 minutes after work/gym mockery ensues.

The difference is your coworkers aren't strangers

That's because they're making a CHOICE you idiots!

I worked for a higher end brunch place in our art district between my divorce and my new job. I always always worked the early morning shift which was great cause I was out by 1 or 2 but the breakfast manager was the worst. He'd always stand by the service window to wipe down plates, which is fine, but he'd hand the…

The dudes in my D&D group always do this to me. I can't even be a bad ass battle druid without the patriarchy fucking up my life.

A female lesbian Muslim who wears a hijab and speaks French?

What?! No. The big massive predator you're keeping in a cage is not a psychopath. You are you trash person. You cannot keep top predators as pets and be all shocked when they tear you to pieces. They evolved to tear things to pieces. FUUCCCCKKK THIS LADY.

I was like where where is this prolife stuff, am I not looking hard enough? Why did they add that at the end, it's just so pointless.

I feel like I've been saying this line for years and years.

What happened in the end!? Is the fish ok? I must know.

I came here to say this. Thank you!

I might get weird and photoshop myself in the middle

Fuck those guys and their bags of lies. None of that money would go to the elephants. They've been torturing these animals for years and years. Also, does this mean the other animals (lions, tigers, and bears oh my) will also be freed?