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Ugh the turnaround stare. It's worse then even the open comments because I feel like a weird for calling them out. Other people hear that shit but no one sees the stares or if they do it's always dismissed for not being a big deal or being a normal part of healthy adult life. Fuck that noise. I don't want to be judged

She was in a tent with no shower and a bucket for a toilet.

My roommate/BFF works for Gap headquarters and he says they're getting hate mail and death threats over this. People are calling it racist? I don't understand why anyone would care that much.

Is there like a Middleton diet and workout plan I can get on? This is also a amazing business idea. Anyone else in?

I don't have kids but I would go nuts if someone handed my future kid a bible or any "holy" book track. I would go nuts. Just atheist bananas.

My favorite directing at me has been "Hot Bitch! I'd die for you!"

We're a wonderful city and we don't normally act that like. Please accept my apology on behalf of the best city in the world.

I've been a vegetarian for 12 years now. Last year I had a mess of UTIs, just one right after another. It was terrible. One was so bad it got into my kidneys and I couldn't stop crying and vomiting. I only had two partners during that time.

I normally answer that question. I've even made a bus friend this way. Now we talk all the time and he even quizzed me on my midterm once. He's divorced with three kids and is about 20 years my senior. Nice man. Not once hit on me. He's even got my e-mail and phone number for days we're running late for the bus. I

Nailed it

That is one beautiful family. I don't agree with everything he's done but god damn that family is amazing. Everything the press and the right is putting them though just for being the first family is so clearly wrong. Also Bo! And Sunny!!

That's not true. Both of the restaurants I worked at in Ohio tipped back of the house, the host, and the table bussers out of the tip pool.

Because they've always wanted to hit and women and they're looking for a valid reason.

I added that stuff to brownie mix in an attempt to poison my good friend's little brother. We also added raw chicken and pineapple oil.

I love my Vera Bradley bags. As a vegetarian who doesn't use leather products these bags were sent from cowless heaven. They last forever, are machine washable, and look super cute. Maybe your title should reflect the fact they're faux leather?

Would.

Thank you.