I just want everyone to know I feel bad about this. I've been sitting on this gif for days now... sorry I'll see myself out.

I'm from Ohio and I just took a family vacation to Canada. I'm really thinking of finding a job and skipping countries. I have no idea how to start but I don't want to live here anymore.

What happened to the cats?

I was teaching a outdoor wildlife education class a few weeks ago and a freaking icecream truck went by. I was all like, "Can anyone tell me how squirrels store their...." and the kids were all like, "ICECREAM!!!" I lost them for a good like 10 minutes.

You leave Turbo out of this. That movie is inspiring as fuck.

GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!

You took the words out of my mouth.

I'm printing these off and putting them on my cube wall.

This is fucking terrible. As a women I never ever trust a cop.

I always worry when I'm driving alone at night that a cop is going to pull me over and attack me. I would refuse to get out of my car at night if a male cop pulled me over just flat out refuse.

Because he hates his daughter because she was born a female not a male.

Sure!

Well I know you were trying to be snarky about it but yeah you couldn't be on welfare if you're drinking or smoking.

I have no problem with this, as long as they don't have to pay for the tests and they get help instead of being throw in jail. I'm not like drug tests must be tied to getting government aid but I'm also not super passionate about stopping it.

Uncle George is the coolest uncle we've got.

BOOM!

Wait what?

AWWWWWWWWWW so cute! Want to snuggle, protect, and share my food!