I hope it's because we're removing all the shadows and rocks they hid under.

I did it! I make it! I slid as low as a person can go in an office chair behind my cube wall and had to keep drinking water to contain the laughs.

Same boat. Trying now. Not sure I can make it.

Nope. I can't put my finger on it but she's awful.

I was just about to say something about the snow crystals in Elsa's hair but it looks like a billion other people got here first.

My doctor used disposable plastic ones. It might not be planet friendly but since I drive a Prius I assume it equals outs.

Let's all elope

Who the hell spends that much money on a wedding. Get them a $50 target card and have like 6 cute dresses on standby.

Thank you! I try my best to understand and not simply say the words. I grew up in a Christian family so I'm coming from a different background but I do my best to connect (and teach) to the traditions in best way I know how. Thanks again.

I was explaining this to Mr. Pug yesterday when I was putting on eyeliner before I left for work. He kept telling me I'm beautiful without makeup and I don't need to wear it. I finally just told him that I know I'm pretty, because I'm comfortable with body and my face, but makeup for me is fun.

I guess you would be the perfect person to answer this question.

I wear power stones all the time. I buy a new stone when something big happens in my life. Moving to a new apartment, new job, when I got divorced, when I enrolled in grad school, when my beloved rabbit passed away, etc.

This. I have this magnet on the back of my car. It really bends people out of shape to see the Jesus fish used in this way. I'm an atheist and I know for a fact Star Trek has better values in it then the bible.

It's this weird horrible thing about abstinence. In our "sex ed" class the teacher passed one cup around and told all the girl's to spit in it. When it got to the last girl the teacher asked her if she wanted to drink it. The next day she passed around on lollipop and asked us all to take one link. We of course said…

Cue my horror stories about all girl's sex education class at a private Christian school. Spit it in a cup, lick the lolly, and pass the rose included. Birth control? STD's? Non-hetro sex acts? Even what sex is?! Nope. None. Good thing I waited till I got married at 18 and ended up in Planned Parenthood with my new…

Yeah I hate sending stuff back but I've been a vegetarian for so long now that any meat or meat based broth makes my stomach hurt. I went to a burger place known for it's amazing in house black bean burgers that can done in any "style". Got it to go and took three bites before I noticed it was a turkey burger (eating…

It totally counts! Anything where you wait on others. Phones, retail, deliver, waiting tables, busing tables, working the dish tank, stocking shelves, fitting room work, processing clothes, lose prevention, etc. Basically anything where you answer to the public and can be stopped by strangers and be asked to help…

The USA should make a stint in customer service mandatory. You should to do two years either between 16 and 18 if you're college bound or 18 and 20 if you're not.