The first Mexican Hippo drug lord! I know, I know but my first thought was how the poor thing was going to die in a drug war.

I got totally black out wine drunk a few months ago and I tried to get a completely sober Mr. Pug into bed with me. He flat our refused. I kept trying. My drunk brain didn't understand why he was turning me down. He finally walked me to the room, set me on the bed, and explained to me that even though we've been…

I just read this while drinking green tea out of my awesome Hunger Games mug. When you pour hot liquid into it the flaming mocking jay symbol slowly reveals itself, the other side says, "every revolution begins with a single spark". Grown women here and I love my YA books/movies (minus T-light)

Pretty much. He's basically all the hottness she's "not". It set the read to be blown away when he's into her for her bravery and intelligence.

The book is awesome. I'm a 25 year old female and I read those damn books in like 4 days. Didn't sleep, just read all of them.

I haven't seen a single server use square who wasn't selling food out of a food truck or a hipster bar. I still tip but if it's like $4 for a bowl of curly fries it's not going to be much.

What a asshole.

These shows are everything. I do not have the balls to wear animal print heels.

You made many good points I hadn't fully considered. Thanks.

I get that but I'm a government employee so I'm basically at the mercy of my elected official and the tax payer.

My male roommate calls tights "socially acceptable nudity". He's lived with me long enough to know that women don't wear clothes to impress every random man around them but he also says he can't help but look. He doesn't leer or comment but tights are basically another layer of skin. I like equal dresscode. I can't…

Question, I support a wage increase because I'm a human being and it's awful that a company that makes that much money tells their staff to go on food stamps but will that raise pay for everyone else? I left a serving job because I couldn't make ends meet and now I work in a office and I can barely make ends meet.…

Who's your Daddy!?

Oh sorry. I read that as sarcasm. I'm pro-death penalty in a handful of cases and pro-choice in all cases. Also, can someone explain to me the right wing obsession with being pro-death penalty a la stand your ground but being 100% anti-choice?

Not. The. Same.

Sorry couldn't help myself

Asked these to Mister Bug. We answered no to the first one and yes but not alone to the second. He said yes to the sailboat and I said no because I have a deep fear of the open sea. After some discussion we agreed to chuck everything but the dogs and our D&D roleplaying guides and live in a cabin in the woods. I guess…

It's really shitty of me that my first thought was how bad the dogs must have felt. I mean those poor little pups it's not their fault their person is a murdering fuck head.