Because in my mind that scarf is my bra.

You poor thing. Fuck those guys.

I tried really hard to get through that video. I was just waiting for something to resurrect it but it just kept getting worse and worse.

I went to a natural food and oils class once my friend dragged me too. The super skinny lady with the fake boobs went on and on about how she uses lemon oil on her kid's feet instead of getting their shots because "government" and "Jesus". I asked her husband after the "class" if all their friends had their kids…

I can haz?

He loves her. She's the only thing he loves. That and power.

Sometimes you just have to grab those government bureaucrats but the scruff and show em who's Daddy.

I feel like maybe she's the bigger problem here not the flower. Poor boy sounds like a doormat.

I'd still hit dat

This!

Stop talking about me like I'm not here :)

Yeah I've been married once and purposed to twice. My current live in boyfriend said he wanted to spend him life with me. I guess I just ooze long term instead of one night? #soundssupercocky #sorrynotsorry

I knew of a kid named ABCD. It was pronounced as it sounds.

Horrible daycare story time!