She didn’t hear directly from the company until almost 12 hours later, at 12:34 p.m. on Thursday.

This has nothing to do with your response (which is very clearly stated so thank you for breaking it down so well) and I’m pointing out a typo but I swear TO GOD I’m not nitpicking - it says “resent” button instead of “reset” and it really made me laugh. A DEFINITELY have a “resent” button in my brain that is pushed…

Do people living in the USA still think that the USA is the most powerful country in the world? I understand it may be hard to admit but I would argue that the USA has been in decline for quite sometime. And take a look at China, nearly a billion more people then USA and the China has a much better grasps of power…

The tone of this article leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Jokes about Kardashians? Pissing contests? “We are all this sad lost polar bear?” (“We are all...” is usually reserved for innocuous and comical images.) Look, maybe you’re trying to find some black humour in a depressing situation, but I think you’ve missed…

It was the great Craig T Nelson that said, “I was on food stamps and welfare and nobody helped me out.”

Baffling. That insta makes her look like a 35 year old drag queen who has a surgeon on speed dial.

He’s legit the most average looking man conceivable. He’s the kid who asked you out to prom and you had to find a polite way to say no, because yeah, he’s nice and all, but his favorite color is mauve and he won’t stop asking you to play DnD.

So the male python is essentially a police informant. He better watch all 15 feet of his back once the word gets out. Everyone knows that snitchessss get stitchessss. 

This kind of thing will continue as the planet rejects a destructive parasite called humans.

Any Mitchell & Webb reference earns a star from me.

I love groveling (except when I have to do it). 

Okay, but imagine being a descendant of Mussolini in the 21st century and never having an “are we the baddies” moment

True. He’s a known antisemantic.

How was this slob able to grift anyone?

I can’t decide if this is an actual legal defense strategy or some primo trolling on her part. Either way, she’s screwed at this point. She’ll see more time in the slammer for stealing $275,000 than anyone at Wells Fargo will for stealing hundreds of millions of dollars from their customers via fraud.

Actual rich people like her scam their business associates, then refuse to pay them, then declare bankruptcy to get out of the debts.

How is Ms. Sorokin affording this attorney and celebrity hairstylists if she is flat broke?

re: the header picture:

You really need to pay someone money to tell you “wear a black non-descript dress”? And a cocktail dress and choker isn’t even a good look for a courtroom. Her frames are much too heavy for her face and colouring and she couldn’t do something with her hair? I would think it would take a woman lawyer three seconds to…

I join you in your hatred of fondant, but truth be told i’m not really crazy about buttercream either. It’s fine in small doses, but it makes me feel sick if I eat more than a few bites.  I like a hard sugar icing for cookies and either whipped ganache or no frosting at all on cakes (IMO bundt cakes, glazed or…