I love the specificity of the percentage — not 90%, not 95%, but 91%. I think he probably sees that as adding to the truthfulness and authenticity of the number.

Good point!

(Psst, it’s because they only care about preserving the integrity of the English language when it is coming from a non-white mouth.)

I think that being stripped of his accolades and devastation of his legacy will be as painful for him as any jail time he will or will not ultimately serve. I hope it burns his soul.

Huh, I thought that was strictly the bushes in front of my house...

I would love to see Vonnegut’s “Why don’t you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don’t you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon?” cross stitched and framed.

“...and something else looked like it was about to pop out to: A BABY”

I have to assume that if he was hired by Trump or his team he is just as qualified as everyone else on the President’s team.

I just finished reading this novel and I didn’t know it was based on this case, but I thought it bore amazing similarities to it. I read the book in two days and I was still left somewhat unconvinced about motivation. I wish Slimani had spent a little more time talking about the nanny’s past.

That sounds like that is saying a lot about how little you care.

Don’t get me wrong, I am completely here for any and all dirt that Avenatti can throw at and about Trump; Avenatti still comes off a little slick or slimy or swampy to me, though.

“He’s eluding to Kremlin ties.”

In this case Karen is referring to herself in the third person. Puggy knows because she talks about herself like this all the time — in honour of The Queen.

Or has a great PR team. Doesn’t it sometimes feel like pieces like this one should be marked “sponsored”?

See: Crank.

Or eat it and then flush down the toilet. Your decision.

I think Trump is often in the company of people of other races or nationalities, but they are always wealthy people of other races or nationalities — so he thinks of them as honorary whites (and thinks this is a compliment). Because he is an ignorant muppet.

Yeah, all without looking as if she were trying too hard. Oh, and striving for something that at first glance appears to be quirky, original and fun, yet is screechingly emblematic of great wealth.

Sure, just forget to mention that she also did the measuring.

Why so shiny? Is it trying to look like satin? What is going on? If nothing else, this guy’s sartorial decisions are suspect.And I’m no fashion plate...