Kotaku, ladies and gentlemen... ever relentless in it's holy ordained mission to take clickbait to new and astoundingly sad levels of horror and pointlessness that no one ever remotely asked for. Bless your adorable little heart, Ashcraft. No one in the history of human existence is quite so adept at exploring and…

Speak for yourself! I never heard the argument expressed so clearly— I'm canceling all of my evening's piracy-based plans, so I can write a bunch of checks with letters of apology. BOY IS MY FACE RED RIGHT NOW.

Exactly, this is probably an FBI sting. Downloading some "supposed free games" then BAM, flash bangs and copyright infringement.

#CORRECTIONS

And let me guess: it's a tiny fraction compared to the people for whom Telltale's 'games' are rendered completely unplayable.

Sorry. Had to do it.

That's some final destination shit right there. Glad he came out ok.

Sacrilegious? Who gives a shit. Religion is terrible as a whole.

You're trying sooo hard to make an issue out of nothing... Its sad.

they had no subtitles.


What the hell are you gone do else apart from turning the TV off.

It got re tweeted over a 1000 times,ofc there is gona be art or meme's.
It has nothing to do with degrading or flattering.
ITs just art.

There is no sexual,political,cultural reason behind it,its just simple art,for fun.


Why do people…

She's not inteligent or smart, she's not tough and definitely not cool. And she only has some power 'cos she slept with proper political fatsos

And this is why the world has so many issues. Suddenly it's belittling to acknowledge you find someone attractive (or funny/strong/serious etc), I do aswell, except its not so much for her looks but for her voice and expression. She seems like a powerful person and I am attracted to that.
But dont worry I get you,…

She is a hot, tough as nails, cool as Vodka, obviously capable, intelligent cop-woman, with eyes that are slightly bigger than they should be... has nothing to do with feminism, dear, being a lesbian does not mean you are automatically a feminist, quite to the contrary. If it was a hot dude, tough as nails, muscular…

Max Payne: The Dream

Is there a way to block Kotaku East from showing up when I check Kotaku in the morning? I actually injured myself rolling my eyes this time and I'm drawing a line in the sand. This is my personal 9/11.

I can't put enough stars on this comment. Hopefully this is a chance to finally conclude the Legacy of Kain series.

Amy Hennig is an incredibly talented writer. She's in-part responsible for one of my favorite stories ever in video games (Soul Reaver), as well as producing or taking part in many other fantastic gems throughout gaming history. Wherever she goes, or whichever studio brings her in, they will be very lucky indeed.
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