Kotaku, ladies and gentlemen... ever relentless in it's holy ordained mission to take clickbait to new and astoundingly sad levels of horror and pointlessness that no one ever remotely asked for. Bless your adorable little heart, Ashcraft. No one in the history of human existence is quite so adept at exploring and…

1) This is a story from a comic published in 1939. There weren't Internet weenies nitpicking details back then.

Now you make me want t put my mask of the phantasm album on.

I'm going to be really disappointed in this movie if that dog survives by jumping into a maintenance exit in a freeway tunnel.

Speak for yourself! I never heard the argument expressed so clearly— I'm canceling all of my evening's piracy-based plans, so I can write a bunch of checks with letters of apology. BOY IS MY FACE RED RIGHT NOW.

Exactly, this is probably an FBI sting. Downloading some "supposed free games" then BAM, flash bangs and copyright infringement.

#CORRECTIONS

I think remaking Blackadder would be a legitimate reason to go to war.

And let me guess: it's a tiny fraction compared to the people for whom Telltale's 'games' are rendered completely unplayable.

What? I thought it was great how Ross ended up with Rachael, it was a perfect ending.

An electronic device under $2000 featured on Gizmodo?!?

this is why I love this website. I get to see crazy stuff like this every day.

Sorry. Had to do it.

That's some final destination shit right there. Glad he came out ok.

Because if you actually know your Lovecraft, you know Cthulhu is a member of an alien race.