This is really gonna look excellent on that resume that every GawkerCo ‘employee’ is updating right about now too, right ? I thought so. Werd.

Yea, but can he do that with his donger ? Now THAT would be some shit, right ?

Ichiro Is The true Hit King And Pete Rose WILL Eat Shit. ftfy Pat.

The w hole concept of capital letter ‘Security’ is such total bullshit that any adult with half a brain cell in their head shoulds be ashamed to even consider it as anything other than just another Big Government boondoggle petty annoyance, period. Just ask the parents of that 2 year-old gator-bait kid about…

Why am I not surprised that this one didn’t get like a bazillion stars here Fred ? Damn dude. +10 for sheer balls. -10 for sensitivity to the subject matter at hand, though. Werd.

Gots ya covered Fred. Mummenschanz On Molly !! As is obvious to even the casual observer, dude. You just need to get out more broham, imo !

Gots ya covered Fred. Mummenschanz On Molly !! As is obvious to even the casual observer, dude. You just need to get…

Gee !! Apogee or perigee ?? Inquiring minds wanna know ?

Looks like Suzy Creamcheese is gonna havta get her big-tittes self up offa the Whit House lawn & get on down to the Selective Service office purty soon. About fuckin’ time imo. Gotta pay for all that titties & beer ya know ? Freedon ain’t free buddy !! Pay The Man at the door. NEXT ?!?!?!

Wouldn’t it be so much easier to just go back to spitting on veterans & calling them baby killers ? You know, like Ol’ skool shit ? FTA is what I say!

I wanted to vote for that King Cake Baby thing like a hundred & seventeen times. That muthurfucker is straight up Cthulhu’s own nightmare fuel. Just Fuk Dat King Cake Baby Snit—to Death & Back !!! Who changes that fuckin’ giant ass stinky diaper, anyway ?

Iffn major sketchy hooning at a 4k price is your idea of a good time, then this is the NP of the week for you !! Iffn you have a single brain cell that still has some synapses firing at the right rate & location, then this is a totally Cracked Pipe Dream Car, right ? Yea Baby !!

Damn Samer—This w hole The Cardinals Lost Their __ Game is gettin’ to be the Deadspin version of GawkerCo’s 500 Days of Kristin—without the totally interesting contributions of that Jay Cutler dude, of course. Is this gonna go on your resume, dude ? You ARE typin’ that sumitch up right now, even as we speak, right ?

Big Poppa Pump will get Jordan Sargent’s posting duties, right ? Now Wonder Woman ? Hmmm, I wonder.......................

What happens iffn Aladdin Sane lies down with a pack of random Diamond Dogs ? Does he wake up with Zircon Encrusted Fleas ?

Jumped that shark yet Fonzie ? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak !!! Lather, rinse, repeat.

Came here for the ‘Durrrr, Harley’ comments. Left satisfied.

The same old way; Flipping you off & popping the clutch pal.

Tweedle-dumb & Tweedle-dumber. For an hour ? Just Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope (for an hour!) Nope.

Isn’t Ranier Wolfcastle supposed to tell THAT one ?

No Torch—The Lexie driver sucks on EVERY level. Guaranteed. Period.