BabyGroundhogEyes

6/14/16

W ?

6/14/16

Yea, we reach that certain age where the healing process just takes longer than telling the awesome stories aboot how it happened to your friends, right ? Although the old ‘sharing scars’ scene from Jaws (or Chasing Amy!) never gets too old, imo!

6/14/16

The beer, or the bikes ? Or both ? That woulds be totally rad to drink Surly beer whilst riding your Surly bike for breaksfast, dude !! Awesome !!

6/14/16

Must be a ‘same ol’ shit—different day’ kind thing for all those Minnesoters. They all took it right in stride—on the video, at least. Is it just all that stoic Norwegian blood—or all that tasty lutefisk they hads for breakfast, eh ?

6/14/16

No Love. Not lost.

6/14/16

Damn. And here I thought that this was gonna be The Day that all of those shiny, spanking new pre-ordered Teslas were gonna be delivered ! Holy shitsnacks! Danger Zone !!!!!

6/14/16

You Go Gurl !! Tell It !! Werd.

6/14/16

Oh snap !! Did she just call you a hypocrite Noble Caesar ?? Oh, the cruel irony !! Please please please don’t let the main Gawker threads know about this, OK ?? Smoochie-woochies buddy-roo !!

6/14/16

Times have definitely changed when a Classic Rick Roll only gets 15 stars. Damn people ! Rick fucking Astley here !! sheeeesh

6/14/16

Somehow I think it will take the people at BBC just a little bit longer. Way too bad, ‘cause that eggplant there looks like one sketchy hooning sunbitch!

6/14/16

Poor Leo just hasn’t even been the same ever since that wild top bear got all rapy-rapy on his hairy olds ass in that Revenant movie, ya know ? Really.

6/14/16

Talk about a major case of Fruit Of The Loom brownout !?!? Did everybody in Minnesoter somehow forget to pay their taxes all at the same time ? Spring thaw must have been one serious sumbitch up there this yer, eh ?

6/14/16

Dude !!! Where’s my car ???

6/14/16

Iffn you’ve ever been anywhere remotely near Waco, Tex-ass, none of this will be even the lest bit surprising. An old-timer Texican once told me this: “Iffn a man-eating lion ever got loose in Waco, that sumbitch would starve to death.” Extrapolate. Discuss. At length, if necessary.

6/13/16

Much like The Bermuda Triangle—There’s always a Tampa connection. Always . +10 for creative meme comments !

6/13/16

Kinda tough to respect an ass licking orginization like ESPENIS, even for a tool like Bill Simmons. Fuck espenis, fuck Simmons, & double handstand fuck Goodell AND his no fun league. ftfy Tom. You’re Welcome.

6/13/16

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !

6/13/16

Meet George Jetson ! Jane, his wife! Daughter Judy ! His boy Elroy ! & don’t ferget R-Astro ! Ooop Eeep Orp Op Op !! That means I Love You !?!

Meet George Jetson ! Jane, his wife! Daughter Judy ! His boy Elroy ! & don’t ferget R-Astro ! Ooop Eeep Orp Op Op !!…

6/13/16

From deep in The Fred Garvin Male Prostitute Rockin’ Grunge Vault ??

6/13/16

For $90 it better sound pretty awesome, right ? Whip It Good !!