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Does it come w/ a digital tire-pressure gauge ? It does make a big difference, right ?

And if you get the Zika virus, your children will never know about that totally awesome time TheSixers beat hell outa GoldenState, right Timmy ?

Oh Stella !!! Excuse me whilst I go ummm, to the bathroom. Yea—That’s it. I’mma going to the bathroom. For a while. OK ?? Don’t wait up.

Iffn you don’t like children—-Don’t have them !! Iffn you DO have children—Don’t give them stupid names !! They have to live with them for the rest of their stupid-named lives people !! Asshole Millennial parents. Sheeesh.

We know where you live. We’re coming for you. Soon. Live in fear buddy.

Hey Everybody !! We’re Gonna Get Laid !!!

Can’t comment —Still spectating Gabrielle Union’s uterus !! Totally way gurlz !!

C’mon Stella—This is the Kinja-Dome. Take off yer scrubs & leave all that highly trained & experienced medical professional shit behind, gurl !! I totally lol’d when he took that header into the dirt. Totally way !

Definitely has a nice ring to it & it musta been an excellent time, because I can barely remember most of it, too. Always a good sign, much like not being able to count. Whatevs.

Only iffn you waited until the bi-cyclist started moving around again. That woulds be so way totally wrong. I know. I did.

Game on the radio ? What’s a radio & how in the fuck do you get a game on it ? That’s just some weird shit there, right ? And this O.J. guy ? Did Draymond smack him rigt in the nutsack, too ? That’s figures.

Whatever makes yer boat float $kay. Gots a meme for this one ?

So—Behind every successful Pour Little White Gurl is a disgusting fat stupid Jew-ish guy and some other random stupid white dickhead guy ?

It’s the thin high desert air. Makes the soul weak & the mind falter.

BooCoo Thanx $kay—Is she having multiples-’Cause the headline said .....??

Sorry pal, we use guns for that kinda shit down here in Sunny FLA. Always guns. Period.

Groundhogs Rule !!! Trust me on this . No other ground dwelling rodent gives us so much, especially the w hole weather prognosticating thing ! Werd.

There is still a distinct difference between spectating and speculating, right ? I truly don’t wanna look at her uterus (vagina maybe, uterus, nope!), but now I’mma definitely speculating about it, just like Dawson is. Uterus ? Hmmm...

Didn’t she usta be Jenny 867-5309 ? That woulds explain a lot of things, right ?