The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak . Always. Experience, and a screwdriver will usually make a difference. We always remember the hard lessons we learn, right ?

All comments are created equally. There is a distinct ennoblement in the greys. Be proud little grey commenter ! You are now emblackened anyway. Feel better now ?

Because the actual use of the American Standard English language by the many denizens of this great country often doesn’t follow textbooks to govern their use of the language, the actual spoken language frequently changes the textbook versions. Werd. (Ask a professional linguist about it sometime!) [ETA: The term…

I’ not even Jew-ish & I’mma stingy as hell. Is that little bitch OK w/ that ? Like I fuckin’ care, anyway. Iffn I was only half-Chinese, I’d be twice as smart as Emily. Period. Bizznatches gonna bizznatch, bizznatch, bizznatch....

Future Secret Service members in training ? That sure is some stringent training there, but how do they pick the lucky guy that gets to ride the bi-cycle, anyway ? Short straw wins ? Or loses ?

I said it was strong, not particularly smart or good at that counting stuff.

Forget it Jack. It’s just Blacksburg.

Kinda a Faces Of Death At The Baja—-But w/ some Magic Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows where all the blood & gore woulds normally be ? Dude—-I am SO down with THAT !!! Totally. Start NOW !!!

Goose Gossage woulda used a cup fulla piss !!! Weak. Sad, too.

Of the underside of a baja buggy ? Yea—The internet sure lacks for quality footage like that. Totally. AMERICA !! FUCK YEAH !!!!

Much like that fellow in the hole there, I also have only one working brain-cell that survived the 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's, 00's (aughties?), 10's (?) and the six undistinguished years of this decade, too. Unlike that fellow, my single surviving brain-cell is one honking big-assed strong brain-cell. Werd. (Oxygen…

BILL COSBY STILL INNOCENT !!!!! -yeezy—-

It would actually be doing us all a favor, imo. He’s just sucking good air here.

+10 for that deep insight there Nibby !

Mama Gump had it right; “Stupid is as stupid does.” Always. Period.

Who’s her daddy ?

Why is everybody acting like raping a passed-out drunk woman behind a dumpster in a public place is some kind of terrible thing anyway ? It’s so way obvious that it’s the alcohol’s fault & this young guy has absolutely no responsibility here. #FreeBrockTurner- #StopTheBrockHaters NOW !!!

[(;-D back atcha gurl !!

As the old song sez: You better watch out, watch out, for The Man. Always. that. Totally.

So—Are they dingers, or dongers. This new Millennial baseball terminology stuff is just so way hard to keep up w/ if you’re a homer. Doh !!!