Fridge nuke ? Not only have I not seen it, I have absolutely no idea in the w hole fuckin’ world what it is, but iffn it makes for a more interesting TV show I’ll personally support the fuck out of it. Always. Totally way.

And I’mma OK w/ that. Bring back “Eat the rich” as a lifestyle choice, maybe ?

Thanks bro, I guess, although I didn’t threaten anybody or blame anybody & you didn’t really fix anything, either. Stay classy GawkerCo/Kinja-Dome. Everybody. Always. #GawkerTruthers

And the largest contingent of crazy wrong-way drunk drivers, too. Whatevs. People gonna people.

Came here to express grief about the 3 lives lost at The Baja. Got to see random keyboard jockeys arguing endlessly about whether they deserved to die or not. Left disgusted. You stay classy BlackFlag commenters. Not.

#MakeAmericaAnIgnorantOrangeAgain

Just like that time TheSixers beat hell outa GoldenState, right Timmy ?

COTD here Jalopnik-peeps !! +10 iffn they can even get Tara Reid, too !!!

All this bad Baja news has really got me down. Godspeed All !

So is this the week they actually literally definitively jump a shark ? I sure hope so, ‘cause that woulds be like seventeen kazillion times better than last week, right ? Totally way. Hope it’s a hammerhead shark, too ! Werd.

So Tim, does this guarantee that GoldenState gets a win ? I thought so ! (lol) Go ahead & hid the D-button punkin’ —I just don’t fuckin’ care! Totally ! Werd.

Too bad Mama Talib wasn’t there w/ her pistol to back Ol’ Aquib up like the last time he gots himself involved in a running gun battle. Those Tex-ass Talibs are some gun battlin’ folks fer sure. Damn tootin’ !!

Looks like the rotten apple didn’t fall far from the fuckin’ rotten apple tree here. What a bunch of worthless scumbags these shitheads are. Totally. Fuck them.

Well Bless Your Little Heart !! Nuthin’ like an all inclusive “Lick My Ass & Suck On My Balls—America Hell Yeah !!!” Party ! Didja bring the 55-Gallon Drum of Astrolube ?? Wouldn’t really be a party w/out Astrolube, right ?

The Donald is just confusing all of his mouth-breathers & knuckle-draggers w/ his constantly shifting variety of mouth spewing xenophobia. DerCheetoKing shoulds just stick w/ his one favorite main slogan : #MakeAmericaIgnorantAgain

He probably just accidently swallowed some of those big-assed sequins from on of his favorite workout outfits. This too shall pass. Soon, too.

With all those bumps, the digital tire-pressure gauges are gonna get a real workout there today, right ?

Yea—-But you gotta order the optional imported Corinthian leather carrying case for that bad mamma-jamma, too & that ain’t cheap. Or easy, either !

Yea—-But you gotta order the optional imported Corinthian leather carrying case for that bad mamma-jamma, too & that…

Aaaaaaaaaand ?

Hey Dave—-You gotta know it won’t hurt any of our feelings iffn you start referring to it as your $2,600 Moab Jeep, OK ? We can tell you’re havin’ epic fun w/ it & that’s what counts, right ? We’re all about the Jeep fun, dude ! #MoabJeepRules