AMERICA !! FUCK YEAH !! LICK MY ASS & SUCK ON MY BALLS !!

Iffn you like driving over garbage, debris, broken glass & random pieces of damaged vehicles & peeled off truck-tire treads, yea. Totally a lane for you.

I’ve seen all sorts of crazy shit recently—Like idiots pulling into oncoming traffic when their own lane is blocked. How does that even seem like a good idea ? What ever happened to slow down, stop, & wait until it’s safe to go ? How ‘bout that ass-clown in Okie-homo that used his pick-em up truck to push a sedan off…

Dis-fuckin’-gusting. Are these fuckin’ people in any way in touch with anything that even begins to resemble reality ?? How in the fuck is covering up the systematic raping and continuous victimization of young female college students considered “ integrity, leadership, and character”—unless you add the words…

Did you also know that in most major cities, if you stand by the side of the road in the breakdown lane you can easily be quickly run over & killed or seriously injured by inattentive asshole drivers ?? Try it some time, stupid !! You might even find some platinum whilst you wait for the meat-wagon, too ! Good luck w/…

RUFKM ????? $2500 is about $2499.99 more than this mechanical abortion on wheels was worth BEFORE it was “assembled”, and I use that term very loosely. This dude way so obviously need his brain-pan seriously shimmed-up majorly. Totally way. Werd.

So UFC is the T-rumpf of the sports world now. As if everybody doesn’t know that already ? So many media whores that lack any kind of credibility these days that the market is glutted with barely not even interesting “entertainment” choices. Just fuck UFC inna neck-hole thing. Period. #WasteOfTime&$$

Mama Gump always said: “Stupid is as stupid does.” She knew Twitter was coming. Totally way.

like hugh is the only one getting older & slower, right ?

grey & proud. don’t care about yoko. wish john was still here tho.

That changes everything !!! Not.

Really wanted to be there, but I had to recalibrate my digital tire-pressure gauge for more horsepower. Can’t beat horsepower, right ? Did anybody get hurt ?

And this is how it ends? Ten gray pending comments and blank space ? I am old enough to have seen Ali at his best, and at his worst. He is now gone and I am still here. He was The Greatest. He was my only true hero. Gone. RIP Muhammad Ali — I’ll see you on the other side. Forever.

Just like that time TheSixers beat hell outa GoldenState by -3, right ?

Butt-hurt much ? (<< insert Rainer Wolfcastle meme here >>) ??

Remember that olds Star Trek episode where they encountered that alien life-force that fed on human fear—& Dr McCoy gave the w hole crew Space Xanax—& Sulu was all “I don’t know what they are, but they sure sound spooky.” ? Remember that one ? That was cool, right ?

Shocked ! Shocked mind you! Followed by epic massive internet outrage !?!?!

Came here for the usual sub-ignorant blather & totally expected keyboard jockey baby-troll bullshit. Left satisfied.

Is it way too late to just say Fuck Princess Day ? This patriarchal bullshit just does everything to perpetuate male-dominant penis centric gender roles in women & continued subservient roles for our young women everywhere. This shit should’ve died out a loooooooooong time ago.

I was 10 at the time. I was NOT surprised. Period. (#ELATED !!!)