The Husky at the NCAA’s had a much sweeter roll. Much smarter, too.

Waiting for his highly enlightening Tweets covering LGBT bathroom usage. I bet we can all just guess where he stands on that important wing-nut issue, too, right ? I’mma olds—So none of this is even surprising. It seems like it’s 19 and 68 all over again here inna ‘Murica, ya know ?

This: Mama Gump always said: “Stupid is as stupid does.” Always. Stupid. Period.

I see what you did there.

It’s detonations like these that caused the Top-Fuel guys to go to rear-engine configured rods. Lyle Barnett’s Turbo Vette almost burned his face off back in March & Terry McMillan’s Top-Fuel ride detonated at Talladega back in May & he walked away unscathed. Just another day at The Drags !!

The Legendary Checkerboard Lounge in Chicago people !! Where the Southside of Chicago & The Delta-Blues come together & closed in Sept. 2015 after the death of longtime owner L.C. Thurman. Opened w/ guitar legend Buddy Guy, back in 19 and 72, the sign out front said it all:

“Why does everyone think Mad Milk is a bodily fluid?” -Everyone-google-

Mustang-proof tires & rollcage ? Check.

The Poop Emoji is the only thing that will stand the test of time. Shit ALWAYS happens. Period. #PoopEmoji4EVA

Because shame-blaming daddy is always so helpful & old mommy has absolutely no responsibility for any situation involving her children, right? Like mommy wasn’t out behind the dumpster in the ally bangin’ Lenny Kravitz after a concert or anything, ‘cause old mommy woulds NEVER do that. Right ? Sure. Responsibility is…

I drive a big pickup. I’ve also seen a LOT of stupid shit out on the highways & byways of America. I have never intentionally attempted to harm anyone on the road, no matter what kind of stupid shit they did or didn’t do. Period.

Came here to see asshole keyboard jockeys arguing about stupid shit. Wasn’t let down. Ever.

I’ve been around a long-assed time & seen plenty of stupider things happen. I’mma not worried, but the nice people that put down $$’s for pre-orders might be. A brand is only worth money when it delivers. Just ask that Elizabeth Holmes gal, right ? I thought so pal. Yea. That. Period.

Yea, butt in all fairness, on the other hand, w/ all due respect, iffn he gets ass-raped every day for 6 months this sentence turns out to be a very, very fair one, in the end ! Let’s just see how it all comes out in 6 months. OK ?

Pyreneese don’t encourage this. I’mma purty sure Michael Ballaban woold’ve knewe, though. I just can’t take mouton more.

Simply The Greatest. No joke. Period.

Took my sunglasses off. Was glad I did. Don’t feel the least bit sheepish about it, either. How bout ewe $kay ? +10 . As always. Thanx $kay!

Since there won’t even be any “Harleys, durrrr...” jokes on this one, this:

I’ve gots some beach-front swampland AND a bridge down here in FLA for sale iffn you’ve gots any more spending money left, but I could’ve tolds you the baby sleeping advice for free. Crying will never hurt a baby. “Co-sleeping” will. Period. It’s unhealthy for both infants AND adults. Many infants are killed or harmed…

Yea, but no one expects The Spanish Inquisition, either. Nope.