I am picturing this on my favorite *potential* trophy husband and it’s hilarious.

Ugh a Bride shirt is so lazy. A true Pintrest bride has “Bride” in bedazzles across the butt of your velvet Juicy Coutoure sweatpants!!!! And like, obviously in white. :/

As a fat guy who’s barefoot as often as possible, I would rock the hell out of a barefoot and pregnant t-shirt.

Or he can just wear the women’s size and rock that snug-fitting tee.

Who said it’s “offensive”? When people point out that something is sexist, that’s an observation about how something plays into an existing power structure. It doesn’t mean that anyone is all in a huff with hurt fee-fees. Nobody is “butthurt,” here. If you can’t understand the difference between someone saying “hey,…

Kind of like I wouldn’t mind wearing a t-shirt that said “barefoot and pregnant” as an obvious joke since I’m clearly shod and have an empty womb.

I love Target, even though they are assholes.

The collection also included shirts that say ‘Team Bride,’ ‘Mrs.’ and ‘Bride.’

The shirt you’re describing is part of a collection of engagement and wedding shirts that are available in our women’s and plus size departments ... These shirts are intended as a fun wink and we have received an overwhelmingly positive response from our guests.

Nay its not just sexist. Its misogynistic. It treats the woman as just an object. Something gained by the man as a prize. Trophy Wife totally dehumanizes the woman and makes her seem like nothing more then a prize that instead of being placed on the shelf is bragged about as a victory by the man.

The shirt is sold in the store’s women’s juniors section

I actually think my boyfriend would happily buy that shirt. It’s a stupid shirt but I don’t find it particularly offensive.

They left the “A” off the beginning.

Shirt is definitely sexist. And ugly. But, also, of all the terrible things in the world to get angry about—Target selling dumb shit isn’t that high on the list.

Wait wait wait:

I once ordered Chinese delivery during a blizzard- usually I walked over to pick it up, but it was the week before Christmas, and I’d been working marathon shifts at a bakery. I was too tired after my slog home to head out again.

Truth. I honestly don’t have a huge opinion on the matter, though personally it’s just not something I would do. People nowadays just barely know how to take care of themselves. It’s like the ultimate American hungry greedy thoughtless selfish stupidity. “Oh, it’s storming really bad, I better call someone to deliver…

On the one hand, I am intimately familiar with Chicago winters and how much one does NOT want to fuck with going out in that weather, especially when it decides to blizzard. On the other hand... I’m laughing my ass off and totally siding with the Chinese place on that one.

“Do I get to pick the person? No? Do I at least get to pick the goat?”

Oh, Mick Clough was going to go there, but he was too busy waiting for a pizza at home.