To any and all humans considering switching their allegiance as a result of this latest crisis, we at Team Dog would like to remind you how much we love all humans. Like, seriously, LOVE. The most important thing in the world to us dogs is....

I can’t stop laughing at the spin kick.

He sounds like a fun cat.

We are dealing with it. This is going to take gallons of our new mind control drugs good press

I like the spread paws at the end where it’s like “oh yeahhhh, whatcha gonna do, huh?”

Team Cat HQ has a PR nightmare on its paws!

Indoor attack cat.

Obligatory.

“...you may as well eat it as it is intended”

Re: venison story - flame away. I fail to understand what harm can possibly come from cooking it well. And, by the way, the blue Alabama steak story gave me the upchucks, so if you’re a bloody meat (see what I did there?) connoisseur, you will find much fault with this comment; however, be forewarned that no matter…

So which is worse? The basically raw steak or the medium over-peppered steak? Personally, I say it's the raw cake that's worst, but I'm not much of a meat-eater.

People who like red velvet cake are the same people who like ranch dressing.

You need to watch. Your need for Wasp will be addressed

That’s not what I meant. i09 already reported that Falcon is in the movie, so I expected them to phrase it differently. Believe me, I love reading about stuff I already know about, if I’m interested in it.

It helps that the one frame in the trailer that shows [redacted] is the one that shows up as the preview image for the video.

I already knew that Falcon was going to be in it. I can’t remember where I read that. Here, I’m sure—probably in the article where they reveal where they got one of the post-credit scenes from. Not to go all hipster or anything, but I didn’t know this was news...

I went from not caring at all to being completely excited in the last few weeks. It looks awesome.

This was announced like 2 weeks ago. Honestly, I thought I had read it here.

That costume looks a bit Sam-Cap. Or is it just me?