Ah, I recall this study. I thought that it had been retracted, but I guess I was mistaken! :)

What an asinine comment.

Wasn’t that pretty much the plot of Six Feet Under?

Weekend plans made.

Nah, Imma have me one of them gay marriages to my (as-of-yet-non-existent) male partner.

THANK you. I realize the value of making movies that shed light on the injustices same-sex couples can face, but damn... why does every single LGBT movie have to make me want to drown myself in a puddle of my own tears??

I always read SCOTUS as SCROTUS, which inevitably leads to SCROTUM.

Don’t worry, now that us liberals have unleashed the gays and the healthcare, we’ll have assisted suicide legal in 10 months or less.

You could at least stop by with some gasoline and matches.

Is that Stephen motha effin Colbert dressed up as Legolas?

#GrumpyOldMen

VICTORY LAP! HIGH FIVES FOR EVERYONE!

And the bus bit is particularly laughable, since they instituted all-female buses because guys would not STOP RAPING WOMEN ON THE BUSES.

Open your guys

I wonder if it was a tween/teen... if you do not have to worry about the cost of replacement, you are must less careful with your things!

We’re missing the part of the story where those stuck for an hour beat the offender with their own selfie stick.

I had to find another yoga instructor when mine started to blather on about how yoga “cured” her scoliosis and one of her student’s MS.

Wake me up when they tell me how to DE-bulk your legs. Biking and Vinyasa yoga have made these babies into boulders that defy the seams of all pant-kind.

We see you, Mr. Sassy-as-Fuck, hanging out there in the background.

Yeah, we have CSAs and Farmers Markets. I have been a CSA member in the past, but, as I noted above, I could not rely on that as my sole source of vegetables, even when I purchased the family plan; the amount of food was insufficient, and it was often two-to-four times higher in price than the store.