It’s more like the fate of midway was literally resting on the back of Mortal Kombat.... towards the end they had them releasing a game every single year.... they just didn’t have time for spit and polish.

Dunno, it I have friends that went to school with him that have awesome, maybe borderline bullying stories about him.

How does a rich, alcoholic New York comedian have such repetitive, boring stories?

Yeah, but it’s the Eagles tho. Like they need an excuse.

They’re been conditioned to stop saying “black” and use “African-American” instead— so when it comes to black people from other countries, they seize up.

I’m with you on that one. Philly fans really mellowed out after the Phillies won in ‘08. Not to mention that I went to a Phillies game in 2006 and was heckling Roger Clemens while he warmed up and called him a “fucking sellout and a cheater” and a Phillies fan told me, “watch your mouth and show some respect! There…

There’s nothing anyone can say about the city of Philadelphia that Bill Burr didn’t cover in his infamous 12 minute attack on a philly audience.

“It really has spread to a small Balkan country that Eagles fans are that bad.”

Los Angeles 1984, Salt Lake City 2002, and Atlanta 1996 are all considered successful Olympics that had positive financial, economic, and cultural impact on their host cities.

LA has hosted two successful Olympics, and the 1984 games turned a big enough profit ($230+ million) to endow an ongoing athletics foundation for Los Angeles kids called LA84.

To be fair, didn’t Rio look apocalyptic during the Olympics too? I recall something about people swimming in shit water...?

This isn’t fucking Rocky IV. Jesus Christ. This school’s gonna have a major lawsuit on its hands.

the ultimate log off

The guys giving advice on this article are solid! Thanks for all of this, dude friends!

No one cares about your fantasy team.

I’m still down with this dude. Mock drafts? Cmon. They are the lamest part of fantasy.

As someone who’s been there - anxiety is a cruel condition.

good lord, is this another maxi-dress issue, where jezebel is trying to write satire and failing at it? I didn’t think of that but I probably should have. Thanks for pointing it out.

He’s been at it longer. He has his own site and was writing there long before the Kotaku gig. He also is pretty responsive to reader feedback and can listen to people, which seems to be part of the job. 

It’s odd to me that Dr. Nerdlove over at Kotaku, a video game website, gives more empathetic, reasonable, healthy relationship advice than Jezebel, and he manages to do it with a far less condescending tone.