Sure. Easiest solution would be to ban human cockfights altogether, but what do I know?

Murder weapons are a hell of a drug.

What are you, some kind of America-hating Communist? The 2nd Amendment guarantees the government’s right to sell weapons abroad that will ultimately be used against American uniformed servicemen and women.

Because weigh-ins give you more opportunities to promote the fight, sell sponsorship mentions, and generally hype everything.

Donald Trump is the burning radioactive sewage accident of political nicknames. Also of the presidency.

The Sandlot is an attempt to be a summertime version of A Christmas Story, which, lamp aside, is also a terrible movie.

#SpartansWould have employed Josef Mengele.

Did Michael Rapaport even realize he was playing himself in Bamboozled?

There wasn’t one. They all sucked.

This is true of basically every operating system - except Windows 10 sometimes doesn’t give you the choice...

Use the refusal as grounds for an appeal. Even then it’s unlikely to get a conviction overturned, but they might be able to keep him out of jail while it’s pending. Cosby is old, and any sentence would be effectively life, so their strategy is probably to try and run out the clock.

The Republican meme is that USPS is operating at a tremendous loss and will be bankrupt any day now.

Some hypotheses:

Skaters (non-goaltenders) do tend to attach a kind of reverence and mystique to their goalies, which might lessen if players in other positions were allowed to step in net, but mostly it’s just that goaltending skills are largely orthogonal to those used by forwards and defensemen: blocking, catching, dropping to the…

That doesn’t make sense. If cost of living goes up, it’s because prices are going up, for which the most determining factor is food. If food prices are going up, the dollar amount of tips at a given percentage goes up, too.

Men: Women in esports need to be attractive!

I actually don’t know what’s worse, that scenario, or the alternative where he ignored boys being raped simply because doing justice would have been inconvenient for his football ambitions.

“This laptop is the MacBook Pro people who would never buy an Apple laptop and don’t need pro performance wish Apple would make”

The human factor here is important - Elon Musk et al. are tech guys, who tend to think in terms of ideal scenarios and statistical optimization. The other side are the car guys, and it’s significant that Alphabet has put a car guy rather than a tech guy in charge of Waymo.

In the warped anti-Messi perspective that he’s the reason Argentina has somewhat underperformed internationally, rather than the only thing keeping them afloat.