That’s not all I’m airing, on an hourly basis

So glad we’ve aired this.

Ellie is this your gentle way of telling me to stop sitting at my desk in the nude with a beach towel padding my chair or what

My rest days were intense cardio on the treadmill always and often some kind of core class in the evening. I was working out like a maniac because I didn’t realize at first that the person I was following and getting advice from had body dysmorphia and disordered exercising. I thought it was completely normal to work…

“You need to dress properly - it’s about respect!”

Yep, I’ve killed an aloe and an air plant. I think plant whisperers are just extremely good at noticing the first signs of something going wrong and then interpreting what that means.

But did you do it on cue in front of an audience? THAT’S the part.

Your original comment above tells me every single thing I need to know about you, thanks. Garbage.

Well, your picker might be wrong then since you’re the only other common denominator. Is it possible that there’s a particular physical and/or personality trait that you find very attractive that would also be associated with the type of woman who exhibits this type of behavior? Without having more information it’s…

For me personally, I would see it as a bit strange at first only because I have never met a girl who was willing to pay for the first date. But that thought would last for about a nanosecond. Then I’d be like this girl is unique. I like unique. Let’s see where this goes...

It’s a reference. One of the guys on that show “The Bachlorette” made that list.

OMG, you guys are killing me:

I have brought it up in other dating articles, but as a girl, it seems to be a dealbreaker to pay for the first date. My male coworkers believe that it is seen as emasculating...but given that I am me, if that is all it takes to chase them off, then they are not man enough for me in the first place. X-D (bless those…

Gotta keep the gene pool strong somehow.

My first date with my current (and first) boyfriend, I wore a nice button-front shirt and polished boots, talked waaay too much about myself, and we were already friends on social media.

Having to spend time with me

Date older.

I can get past a selfie or two, especially if we’ve done something distinct or visually cool, but even owning a selfie stick is a deal breaker.

Active warrants in different jurisdictions is also a thing to consider.

If she offers to split the check I usually say something like, “It’s okay, how about you cover the tip?” Then I give a really seductive wink and lick my lips. I’m currently single...