Sorry, I thought church was how sexual predators accessed their victims?

Lysol was originally developed as a vaginal douche. Yeah. Great times.

Some of the exceptions given to parents make me laugh. “No fluids over 3 ounces... unless you want to bring in baby food. Or breast milk.” I’m not saying kids should have to do without when flying, but damn, what a way to sneak something in if someone were so inclined.

I read the Tweets with a mix of fascination and horror.

If you look at the video in the link where Misty is holding the doll, the skin tones are actually quite similar.

Really. They chose Zendaya as a Sheroe? Glad to see they put Misty into the mix.

I recall years of two choices: pink or black. That was it. Until you got into the larger sizes, and then you started to see whites, pale nudes, browns, etc.

... As crappy as that would be, that’s actually pretty clever.

I tell all my outdoors-y friends that my tent is a one-person tent. It’s not. It’s a three person tent. I just don’t want to share.

I have a friend who sells adult toys and I always crack up whenever we travel together. She does not get embarrassed because, hello, this is her job, but it is really funny to watch her go through security.

I have a friend who sells adult toys and I always crack up whenever we travel together. She does not get embarrassed…

I don’t get headaches, but I get a weird pressure/pain on the bottom of my mouth (under my tongue) and taste blood/copper. I’ve never been able to figure out what that means.

I do not have a high deductible, but ended up owning about ~5K on a two day stay at the hospital. Also, ambulances are not necessarily covered under insurance policies.

I have noticed that they also don’t seem to make kids give up one of their bags.

I have noticed that they also don’t seem to make kids give up one of their bags.

I am not sure if some airlines do not allow flight attendants to rearrange luggage anymore, but I have watched several attendants check a bin, shake their head, and close it. Given the screaming that some people do when your bag even touches theirs, maybe they figure it is just not worth the fight.

I am not sure if some airlines do not allow flight attendants to rearrange luggage anymore, but I have watched…

I particularly like the full-size suitcase and full-size duffle bag option. Inevitably, both end up in the overhead, instead of one under the seat, as is required.

I particularly like the full-size suitcase and full-size duffle bag option. Inevitably, both end up in the overhead,…

Unfortunately, Pelicans, like most pricey bags, do make you more of a target for thieves. I typically only use one when I have to transport sensitive equipment.

Unfortunately, Pelicans, like most pricey bags, do make you more of a target for thieves. I typically only use one…

Winter is an agonizing time for me, because there is invariably one leg of a flight where someone thinks the overhead bin is meant for their coat to be laid out across the length. I don’t mind having your coat laid out on top of my luggage, but damn if I am not going to put my luggage up because of a stupid parka.

Winter is an agonizing time for me, because there is invariably one leg of a flight where someone thinks the…

And, not to incite the duffle bag users, but duffle bags are so variable in size, they can waste just as much, if not more, space in the bin.

And, not to incite the duffle bag users, but duffle bags are so variable in size, they can waste just as much, if…

I guess I’ve just never gotten one tall enough that I can roll it without having to lean over a bit. That’s not so bad, except when I have to walk a lot with my suitcase. And I meant tipping over when you have it standing still on its base.

I guess I’ve just never gotten one tall enough that I can roll it without having to lean over a bit. That’s not so…

A million times this. When I travel for pleasure, I am sleek and streamlined, but when I travel for work, I have to pack equipment for fieldwork, mechanic shop work, and Board rooms. This ends up being quite heavy, even when I wear my steel toes on the plane.

A million times this. When I travel for pleasure, I am sleek and streamlined, but when I travel for work, I have to…