I agree entirely. However, I would also like to bring up the fact that, if you do check a bag, you may never see it again. I checked a bag four times last year. 1st time: got sent three States over and had to wait an extra day to receive my luggage. 2nd time: gone. Just gone. Forever. 3rd time: blessed thing made it…

True, but, to be fair, some seats are very very small, and some people are very very large. I was sat next to a larger gentleman, and, in order to fit, we had to put the arm rest up, and I literally had to sit tilted sideways, because there was no way our buts would fit in that row of seats together. Fortunately, the…

Also, don’t dawdle on the plane, texting your BFF, and rearranging your entire suitcase. Yes, it is great that you have either reached your final destination, or you have a massive layover. But, if you are going to get out into the aisle, do it and get. off. the. plane. Otherwise, just chill out in your seat and let…

Nah. You can stand up and walk around for your back issues. They even make special pillows for that. But I should not be literally incapable of sitting forward in my seat because of your wish to recline.

I really wish planes would just make non-reclining seats. Ideally, of course, we would have adequate space and everyone would be seated in a comfortable manner, which would allow for reclining. But we don’t have adequate space. And that freakin’ sucks. And it sucks even more when you keep having your knees bashed in…

If your kid is so ill behaved that you cannot keep them from kicking something, they should not be on an airplane. Alternately, offer to switch with the person being kicked. Then you can have your kid’s feet jammed into your kidneys for the flight.

If you cannot keep your kid from kicking the seat in front of them, they don’t need to be on a plane. I fly all the time and see kids of all ages manage not to kick the seat in front of them.

Nah, this is not the entitlement Olympics. You asked someone to move. They, for whatever reason, decided not to move. If you get bent out of shape about that, *you* are the one with an entitlement issue.