How much do I have to pay this guy to stop calling the Raptors the “Drakes”?

This is a huge free agent signing, I can’t wait to read Zach Lowe’s analysis.

You grew up in Paducah?

Absolutely. But what goes on between a fan and his own team in the privacy of his own home is nobody’s business.

Just a point of clarification, but Pickelman’s is a sub shop...she basically got punched at Jimmy John’s. In my mind that makes it sound even worse. You get punched at a bar and it sounds like you were out drinking, and who knows what the circumstances are. She got punched at a sub shop.