Just a tin bucket full of warm reindeer blood for lube

But bruh, this is what we’re used to:

“And lots of massages,” she said. “In the groin era.”

In response, Minneapolis PD has walked out of all future NBA games.

“Talking about this stuff just distracts people from the real issues!”

Dipshits, c.2006: “(Black) athletes are role models. They need to start acting like it. smdh”

I can’t believe a corporate entity allowed this to not only air, but to lead off their big, self-congratulatory show piece and wash away the fantasy that sports exist in a compartment separate from the rest of society.

I really wish they would have said Sandra Bland’s name. She, like other countless victims, are women as well. They are just as important as the men being gunned down and should not be silenced.

Who better to take advice on taking less shots than Carmelo Anthony?

Bruh bruh:

Bruh:

i’m seriously concerned by America’s drug thing, booze, now pot. It’s possible to be sober and just deal with your shit.

ANYONE that pressures someone to drink is OUT OF LINE. It is so insensitive and just shows that those “peer pressure” talks from elementary school don’t sink in with people. Kudos to you for choosing a bachelorette that you felt was best. (Also, why do people need others to drink for them to have fun? They can drink…

“One of the reasons I drank was to feel strong and invulnerable, to be kick-ass instead of self-conscious and mercilessly self-critical...”

Anyone who isn’t paying attention to the bride’s feelings and wishes during her bachelorette is pretty thoughtless. It sounds like you managed to keep to your own expectations for the rest of the weekend, and that’s really positive. It isn’t a zero-sum game: keep doing better and feeling healthier, but don’t get…

I’m sorry you were pressured into drinking. Sounds like you did it to make your friends feel comfortable, and keep up the **party** spirit. It sucks that you caved, knowing your own vulnerability, but you had two people bullying you into drinking. You’re stronger than them, for acknowledging your limits and being…

I am certainly no expert but I just want to say that, if you truly want to stop drinking, then you should keep doing what you are doing and ignore what other people think. If someone is upset that you do not want to drink and does not want to support your choice to get sober, then fuck ‘em! You need to do what is best…

If your doctor thinks you have a problem due to specific personal indicators (BP, liver/kidney function) of ill health, definitely listen to him/her. If your doctor says that you exceed the recommended amount of alcohol for your sex/age, but there are no accompanying present negative indicators, then be more inclined…

Nothing “works” to keep someone sober. You work to be sober. There are tools that help. You know what doesn’t “work”? Not trying.

I think it’s a great question—what makes a social drinker and what makes an alcoholic? I’ve had about 3-4 drinks a day for many years, one at lunch, one at dinner and one or two in the evening before bed. I never get drunk, I never black out, I’m never hung over. I also don’t drink on vacation or business trips. I’m…