That's amazing but more than a little bit creepy

Yes, let's root for extramarrital affairs. Jesus Christ people

congrats. this story kind of made me choke up a little bit:) It's lovely that you found someone who made you want to be your best self.

In tangentially related news, I saw a man today who was using chopsticks while driving.

That brought me to tears, not even kidding.

This needs to win. It's so many love stories all blended into one.

One time I asked this girl I knew to the senior prom.

She was the catalyst to resolve what my purpose was. I took one look at her face and I knew what I had to do. Before that day, I was at the bottom of a really deep well and had no desire to climb out. I don't know what it was, but the way she walked into that house, and the warmth from her hand upon shaking it…

Shoulda countered with "I might not be Allstate, but your ass'll be in good hands"

On my fathers 50th birthday we threw him a surprise party. All eight of my siblings made the trip to be there and one of my younger brothers brought his then girlfriend and her cousin tagged along. I immediately noticed her gracefulness but at the time was going through the realization that I had failed at my chosen…

Oh man. This went from awesome to goddamn disaster really fast.

It was "panties." Trust.

I once tried to pick up an insanely cute guy at a bar on Halloween. I was dressed as Flo from the Progressive commercials and he kept telling me how cute I was. I left to go on stage at the event we were at, and when I returned, he was passed out on the bar.

I went straight for the kill, which is something that is totally out of character for me. Typically, I'll wait years for someone to notice me, but a few years ago I had enough. While out at a bar with a friend on a particularly quiet night, the cold air blew in the object of my affection. We knew each other, but he…

Watch out with chokers though, as I have a pretty short neck, and big boobs, I need to wear something that opens up my throat and a bit of cleavage. That way my neck seems longer, and goes over into my cleavage and my boobs look less massive because they are interupted my a neckline. Otherwise it looks like I have no…

What in the world made your DJ think he could bring a date? Who brings a date to work?

My grandmother wore a wedding dress to her own (and only) daughter's wedding. How did that not make the cut?

Queue the Old Lady Jokes. She's in better shape than I've ever been and I'm half her age. And she handled that like a pro—I would've cried and run off stage. I stopped listening to her music 20+ years ago but you've got to respect her work ethic and stamina.

That was a bad fall and she kept going, and the music stopped when she went down... unlike beyonce whose lip synchie machine kept churning out the fake

Ohhhhh :( I honestly hate how people rag on her for being too old to perform, and this is gonna add fuel to the fire. At least she proved she sings live.....