The large grocery store chain in my area used to donate their leftover baked goods to shelters and food banks but had to stop because the chain has a “return anything, anytime, with no receipt” policy and their baked goods started being “returned” for the cash so the chain was losing a lot of money.

Why are cats such assholes? I was sitting in bed last night eating cheese toast and one of my cats strolled over and viciously bit me on my hand! I’ve never fed her off my plate or even given her people food so I don’t know what she was thinking other than, “I have teeth and want to use them.” Bitch.

This sentence is for only one rape.

My first time wearing deodorant I was forced to use Mum’s cream deodorant that came in a little jar. It was disgustingly wet and cold. My grandmother used the stuff and insisted that I put some on to go to church with her, even though I was only about nine and not in need of deodorant. My mother was not happy.

Totally agree. It's very yonic.

No, Courtney (and Kim and all the other “celebrities” who’ve made sex tapes) just want to profit from a sex tape without sullying their reputations by admitting to having willingly made one. It’s not about people enjoying women being violated, though sick people get off on that, it’s that the women don’t want to admit…

I know nothing about Ciara but what I can see which is that she is beautiful and I’ve always thought she looked very intelligent - something about her eyes, I guess. So why did she choose such a loser?

I’ve seen kindergarten girls wearing makeup with “done” hair at school. It's usually lipgloss and occasionally blush. Lots of nail polish, too. I'm not a fan.

That striped dress is really cute! However if I wore it, being that I am tall and thin with broad shoulders and a ruler-shaped body, I would look like a walking rectangle. But I still want it because it looks so comfy but still stylish.

No, not at all. Ruth and Naomi were their own women. They didn’t even have men in their lives at that time because Naomi’s husband was dead as were her sons, one of whom had been Ruth’s husband. At her husband’s death Ruth was free to return to her own country but chose not to because of her devotion to Naomi and her…

Beeritas? Is that where you take a can of frozen limeade add a can of booze (vodka or tequila) and throw in 2-3 beers? We call that Sip and Go Naked. Love that!

It’s not a modern story on the surface but if you look at the themes and the way the two women created their own destiny through hard work and manipulation of social customs, it’s very modern and uplifting. The women were reduced to gleaning for food what was left behind by the harvesters but used their intelligence…

Ruth was a widow who followed her mother-in-law to a strange land to work in the fields following a famine. She’s the “whither thou goest, I go,”’lady. After going to the strange land with Naomi, she meets the hunk Boaz and Naomi finagles their marriage. Ruth and Boaz have a child who is the grandfather of David, in…

Customers should act right and be polite but so should stylists. I’m currently looking for a new stylist because my old one, who was great at cutting hair, did so many things I just couldn’t take anymore. These included:

Are you a juvenile probation officer monkey?

Well, it’s not all bad news. Some parts of getting older are really good, like my attitude about life is way more relaxed. And while objectively I'm not nearly as cute as I was at 25, I feel way better about myself intellectually and emotionally.

Yes, they do stop growing when you get older. They just kinda fall out and don’t come back. I’m not even that old but my eyebrows, even where I’ve never plucked, are thinning out. Good thing I started out with thick ones, I guess.

Of course they don't personally believe in all the things they work towards. They're still responsible to their party, even if they're president.

How did your relative feel about being on the show? Did he or she feel helped or exploited or both?

I didn’t have horrible acne but having 3-4 huge cysts on my face at a time was enough for me to take Accutane. My mother suffered with cystic acne for two decades and I didn’t want to go through that. For me, Accutane was a miracle drug, an actual cure. I’ve never had another cystic breakout, nor do I even get little…