Sounds like you prefer women.

Butterflies don't last and thank goodness. Think how exhausting that would be. I've been married for decades and I think the non-butterfly stage is much better anyway.

When one of my sons was the same age, I caught him spinning the cat around in mid-air by the poor kitty’s tail. I was horrified because I really thought he knew better. Remember that little kids are hugely egocentric so sometimes their brains haven’t developed enough to think about how another person or an animal is…

Well, maybe take out the part about how you watch so much TV and spend Friday night doing that because that’s not super-appealing. Also, grammar and punctuation count so capitalize “I”, etc.

What is Tyra like?

Florida Sunshine Laws allow for freedom of information so court proceedings, arrest records, etc. are all available to anyone who asks. Florida doesn’t have any more crazies than any other state, it’s just that in Florida the information is available to anyone who asks.

Yeah, that's not bad. It's very 70s.

Posen’s clothes are invariably over-designed and not very flattering, though. He loves extraneous seams and odd style lines.

Agreed. Those things are hideous!

Would you be flattered if a man offered you an orange from his codpiece? I would not...

Why would you want to regain the old self, though? Life is about embracing and accepting change and motherhood is definitely a huge change.

“Do you know how much joy that mirror has brought to us?”

Isn't it interesting that both Beyoncé and Blue Ivy are wearing crowns?

I have a pair of cotton ballet flats like that but they're stripes of navy, peach, and white. They're cute but now they're dirty and I don't know how to clean them. However, I still love them. I say get the shoes if the price isn't too high because you probably won't get a lot of wear out of them.

Eh, her nails, her choice.

I love his face. It's so non-baby like, in a good way.

And she sounds like a shortsighted salesperson.

Yeah, I really doubt that some lady released him.

I wish I could star this a million times. We all need to lose the smug condescension when we encounter people who don’t hold our beliefs because it helps no one and because *gasp* we are not “right” about everything we believe.

I don’t understand mothers who do this. I’m always very nice to all of my kids’ significant others cuz you never know who’ll they’ll end up with. A pissed off son-in-law or daughter-in-law will make it so I don’t see my kid if I'm a bitch. Why risk that?