Hey I remember you! Some people (probably most people here) are going to think differently, but I think it's a good idea to stay out of other people's business and not tell the girlfriend about the cheating. Especially if you're in a small town. If it turns out you do have STDs (you probably don't, since everyone used…

I would like to go back in time and murder whoever invented the leaf blower.

So, the movie itself seems interesting in concept, but wow. . . was that a poorly put together trailer. The pacing was off, the music was all wrong. If that's any indication of what the full movie is going to be like, I'll pass.

This whole look is a fuckin' mess.

The most bullshit thing about leaf blowers is that they can make them not be so loud, but since most municipalities don't regulate the sound levels on them, most just go hog wild.

Are we really going with the word "racist" to describe dating preferences or attraction? Clearly in many cases these preferences are the result of historical and contemporary attitudes towards men and women of different races and ethnicities. That's an important discussion to have. But I'm so uncomfortable with the…

"Is having race-based preferences in sexual attraction considered racist now?" FTFY.

Why does he look so much like a big toe?

I do. Normal people don't randomly throw haymakers at people who tap them on the shoulder. And for some reason bringing in normal guy rape anecdotes does nothing to not make both stories seem way out there.

I'm not defending him, but both of these narratives seem to depend on the "I was attacked out of nowhere" defense, which never makes any goddamn sense. "I was 'suddenly attacked' by a woman." "He punched me in the face after I simply tapped him on the shoulder." Don't get me wrong: it sounds like he was behaving like…

Considering what "wash day" used to mean to women for basically all of human history previous to this, I'd fuck my washer too were I living in this decade.

It is worse than average chain restaurant food. IMO, a Lean Cuisine pasta dish is better than OG. I am not saying that as a food snob. I will eat the hell out of Outback and I will give you that OG soup and salad is pretty good for a lunch choice, but the pasta is just that terrible.

I'm with that guy, no one should wear pajamas outside of their homes.

What's even more fascinating is that she personally sets what is new. She's had a hand in almost every single fashion trend over the past two decades, but she doesn't really take part in any of them.

And the mouth.

You know, the more I actually hear from Anna herself, the more I like her. My fave moment:

If anything more than 0 spiders drops on my face when I first move into a new home I am taking that as an Amityville Horror-esque sign that I need to get out GET OUT GEET OOOUT

My MIL was a hairdresser back in the 60's when women all bouffanted their hair and rarely washed it. A client came in and had a really gross scalp, including a nasty ol' spider egg sac right on her damn head.

I just can't with egg globs. Or whatever the scientific term is for that disgusting evolutionary nightmare.