This has always bothered me so much because her hair is blowing in the wrong direction.

The guy with this face wanted the world to see him fuck. Beside the absolutely horrendous criminal act he committed against the woman, ponder the fact that this guy, possessor of this face, presumed to think the world needed to see him fuck.

Ok, so, I watched this entire ordeal go down on Twitter last night. I'm all for holding assholes accountable for shit, but you only included the one tweet where he said "a million apologies." You didn't include the probably hundreds of other tweets he sent throughout the entire night, apologizing to almost every…

And, within Alabama, natives can tell what part of the state you've come from. I can tell someone from North West Alabama from someone from South Al. ;)

There is nothing wrong with "y'all". It's a perfectly functional word in a language that has no "vosotros" or "ustedes".

Y'all is an excellent gender-neutral word EVERYONE should use. Keep it!

Blindfold him.

What if you did a savory s'more?

:o noooooooooooooooooooo. that's nightmare fuel! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

I had a mouse encounter last night that was very traumatizing.

Number 1 is the winner! Also, I worked at a high-end children's furniture store for many years and I feel it is my duty to tell you that it is crazy to shell out 400 bucks on crib bedding. You are not allowed to use bumpers or blankets in the crib. Throw a cute fitted sheet on the crib and put your money into an…

Halloumi. It's a Cypriot sheep/goat cheese that was made for grilling. It gets toasty on the outside, soft on the inside, and won't melt off a skewer. Whole Foods carries a faux-Halloumi called Yanni Grilling Cheese if you can't find the real thing, but the real thing is worth the search. Halloumi with fig spread is…

She is like 99% of parents right now. We are going through a time where children are the center of parents' lives. I'm old skool so I say "Honey, the grown-ups are talking now. Only interrupt if you are hurt or something else serious has happened, ok?" and people look at me like I'm the worst bitch in the universe.

First of all, why isn't he leaving his girlfriend if he loves you so much?

I just got back from a week and a half long camping trip which was awesome. But while I was eating s'mores inspiration hit me. What if you did a savory s'more? Like, with roasted cheese? Do you think that would work? It would have to be soft enough to go on the stick without breaking off but not so soft that it…

Don't wait until you're on the phone with the pizza place to decide what you want/realize there's such a thing as a menu. Don't stand in line at the grocery store with a basket full of shit and fifteen people behind you, then when you get to the cashier start snatching stuff out of the basket when he/she tries to…

I'm going to go Dan Savage on you and say then, hey, maybe you and your boyfriend aren't sexually compatible. Savage recommends that people with kinks take the exact stance your boyfriend did when trying to bring up new things. Present it, say it's not a big deal, drop it, and then hope it sticks in your brain and…

Don't stop two steps into a store; know what coffee you want before getting to the counter; have your $/credit card/whatever ready before, again, getting to the counter; use a fucking blinker; how about some headlights when it's raining; don't carry a 3' wide purse in a 2' aisle; no one, not even the person you're…

Crock pot/slow cooker. No really. Depending on the size of your crockpot and the squash you can do one or two. Leave them whole and just pierce them with a knife a few times. I usually put a cup or two of broth in the bottom (chicken, veggie, beef - whatever works for you). Put on high for 3-4 hours or low 6-8. Will…

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