She constantly looks like she's in mid-healing from a punch to her upper lip.

And to live up to your awesome username, so, go you with the multi-tasking.

It's about CLASS not race. It always has been. And as long as the vast majority of people continue to fall for the 1% tactic of divide and conquer it will never get better.

Remember if you are homeless, the best thing you can do is be good looking. Too many people don't realize how important being sexy is to getting off the streets. So with that loose change you get begging on the corner, don't waste it on food. Get yourself to a salon and spa immediately.

that was the main flaw i noticed during the actual performance, and she was a little flat the whole time, but the writer's expectations and the reality of music today and the vma's are not in the same universe

Not her dress, though. It looks better on taller women with small breasts. That's just my opinion, though.

Hopefully 17 trillion. Beyonce is fucking terrible.

I don't know. That face says to me, "Can you believe she wore that? Me neither! Let's smirk superiorly behind her back."

Is it me, or they just look like cyborgs...

looks better on a model

Her head falls off.

Justifiable grounds for divorce! She has looked consistently poorly dressed since Mr. West entered the picture.

Ugh. Let's not and say we did.

Thank you for being possibly the only person who pointed out the two typos I made without being a huge dick about it. I mean that sincerely.

Poor kid.

I can't help but think of the girl who was strip-searched by her boss because of the guy on the other end of the phone. There's a special place in hell for people who prey on young people without the world experience to fight back.

Whatever you do: Don't try an exotic new food before the appointment. You don't wanna win that Pissing Contest.

Nothing I can say will help. Long, sensual amazing weekends where you felt like the world was spinning out of control? Gosh, that's hard to let go of. But you were brave to do it rather than waste a year playing.

I've been commenting constructively since 2009 but have never once been out of grey since Kinja came into play. It's pretty discouraging.

I don't think you need an excuse. I think you just respond with unable to attend.

I don't know about your boyfriend, but tell your friends why you are breaking contact with her if it comes up. Chances are that they know how she is. Don't tell her husband. That's her business.