"Excuse me, can I help you? Are you visiting someone?"

I know. Why would someone not thinking about stealing babies even say that? She is a baby stealer alright.

"I, in no way, ever thought or tried to steal a baby."

I am pretty familiar with Miami, but afraid to venture out to the rest of Florida. Because Scooby Doo villains scare me.

that dogs linens are more luxurious than mine.

Once climate change starts affecting food supply on a severe level, this will be coming to a country near you!

So you don't have the resources to keep food on the shelves but you do have the resources to fingerprint people to make sure that they don't buy too many of what you can't keep in stock because of inflationary pressures?

I'm gonna guess from your reply to itscocopop that you are a lady as well (though correct me if I'm wrong, don't wanna assume just cause you said husband!) I am, and it's even rarer to find lady leo's, so if you are, then double welcome to the club.

Thanks. The "all police are sociopaths or power hungry assholes, otherwise they wouldn't be cops" crowd gets to me because I'm like Oh shit, what if I am and I don't know it? Maybe all the fuck up psychopathic cops also thought they were stand-up dudes just serving and protecting?! Do assholes even know they are…

Thanks for your advice, you're absolutely right. If I just moved out it would be a brash decision, made out of frustration.

"learn to love anti-histamines" is a bit obnoxious. I've tried over a dozen meds, both individually and in mixtures, and I still can't deal with my boyfriend's cat. I'm taking drugs, getting shots, we're doing a lot of cleaning, brushing, allergy spraying, etc. and it's not fucking working.

Do this. And make sure your stuff is out of his place and anything of his tossed around the living room like a tornado hit it on the way out the door.

While it's true that a lot of people hate police officers, there are also a lot more who love them and see them as heroes and defend their actions (even when they shouldn't). Some will love you and some will hate you for your job. Just like every profession, there are shitty, terrible police officers, and there are…

I'm amazed you dismissed the posts about moving out, and kept the posts about asking a 90 year old man to will you the house when he dies. Do any of you realize asking that is unbelievably tasteless?

I am allergic to cats but I eventually get used to the cats I live with and they don't bother me anymore. Is he just using your dogs as a convenient excuse to avoid further commitment?

I think your comments also get ungrayed if an ungray replies to you or if a writer recommends that particular comment. But they should definitely change the system! Most of the best commenters here are gray and it's annoying that their comments are lumped in with the spam and trolls and not getting read.

My marriage of 4 years is now over. I found out my wife was cheating on me with her married boss and it has been a really downhill day for me. Kind of at a loss, but I will live on.

The fawn actually looks pretty relaxed. Look at the dreamy eyes when the guy is rubbing the belly.

Cuuuute! Reminds me of this baby deer who loves scratches and doesn't want them to stop. I didn't see it posted on here, maybe I missed it, so sorry if I didn't link to the Gawker media article, if there's one!