I wrote about Mr. DiscoBall and baseball..it should be noted that I played soccer from age 5 until age 12, when my dad announced he was pulling me out because I wasn't putting in enough effort. I am pretty sure my natural stoneface concealed the utter relief I felt, only to be consumed that winter by dad throwing…

Hope you get enough Vitamin D! Severe lack is linked to dementia.

OMG the Valencia kids are so cute! They look like such a fun bunch, I agree. And so does the Masterson-Horn family. I think that the Brooks girls are just going for style and chic posing if you ask me.

It is not straight seawater; it is a bit of salt swirled into the water.

These kids are going to have autoimmune disorders, in addition to general neurosis. The parents need medication.

Exactly. I wonder how many of the anti-Photoshop people wear makeup? Or clothing that makes them appear thinner, etc.?

Same goes for any model wearing makeup & hair product.

You don't seem to have read what I wrote. My point was that there is a big difference between what you're talking about - drastically altering the body shape of the model - and simply improving the quality of the image in benign ways, like altering the lighting. But all of that is done in Photoshop. It's ridiculous…

Yes, 10. He's a monster. He's got an overinflated sense of entitlement even for a child. Honestly, I think the only reason she stopped breastfeeding him is because a little sister came along finally and then another soon after that.

I can assure you the bride...

Cash bars are so incredibly tacky and ridiculous. Either go open bar or no bar.

Or, at the very least, they're mortified that they're going to be on television with everyone seeing it.

I think appeals to put some kind of disclaimer on Photoshopped images are rather naive. If they use Photoshop to brighten up an image and remove a pimple, does it need a disclaimer? Or only if it is a drastic change? What if they just remove or change the background, but the model is untouched? When exactly does a…

A woman who keeps fastidious track of emotional obligations she is owed, and that she in turn "owes" other people... Hope her husband realized that before the wedding.

I know you're dealing with a character limit, but the headline makes it sound like the customer threw hot sauce at the Taco Bell building itself. Your version is far more interesting.

and triple spanx.

I love your can door [eyebrow waggle]

I got a yeast infection from looking at that Coco pic

Your speaking voice. I was sitting here with my friend. I heard someone talking behind me, and I said, I need to turn around a compliment this person on their speaking voice.

I would be more impressed with the list if any of these people actually dressed themselves instead of just serving as glorified coathangers for stylists and PR reps to hang fabric on.