Well, they're 14, 16 and 20 now, and only the 14 year old still lives with us. When they were little, they did sometimes have nightmares or other problems at night, but they were encouraged to knock at the door rather than just barrel in, so that we'd have time to get decent. It worked out fairly well, probably…

Oh, gross.

I know, right? Any kind of underwear that you are wearing that constantly has poop in it is vastly unsanitary. If this is happening, quit it already.

As for the VPL situation, I just want to say to the ladies, "I can see your thong line." And nothing underwear related is as gross as watching a woman's ass eat her dress because she's wearing a thong or going commando.

Yet you use the term "flat asses" to shame other women. You need to tae a step back. You are shaming as well.

i dont want my pussy juices to leak out onto my bed i guess.

I cannot sleep with chilly shoulders.

I hear you. I grew up in the south, so this isn't exactly nightgown/pajamas country cause it gets very hot down here. Most of the people I've been with sleep at least in their undies. One of my more traumatic childhood memories involves the police breaking down our door in the middle of the night (they were trying to…

I simply love Chris Pratt. Apparently a lot of his lines are ad-libbed, which makes me love him even more.

Yep. The panty line is just a different shape with thongs. What makes people who wear them think there is no panty line?

That's funny because the last time I talked to my friend from India, she was telling me about her aunt who didn't wash too often and would frequently lay in her bed, vagina on display, "airing it out" because it was getting a little stanky. So yeah, not all of you Indians are beacons of cleanliness.

And, yet: We have so many women who love shouting, "Pantylines are tacky! Ew!". No. A string or wider piece of fabric between my asscheeks, and seeing the outline of anyone's bare ass is tacky. When did everyone start freaking out about visible underwear lines, versus visible butt cleavage lines? I don't even dare…

I can't even fathom the point of a thong, except to keep Monistat in business. I wear normal cotton underwear. If someone is all that concerned about my VPL, they are 1) staring at my ass too much, and 2) need something productive to do. And seriously, when is wearing underwear a crime?

Thongs have VPL too, just look at any basic in the summer, wearing a cotton "town gown"

Right?

That thing would ride up your butt so fast.

I can't sleep naked. I cannot stand the feeling of my inner thighs touching each other, or of my boobs flopping around when I sleep, so I always wear cotton pajama bottoms and a camisole to sleep in.

Yes, most people wear underwear 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Except when in the shower or actually on the toilet.

I got a few bacterial infections in college until my gyno told me about thongs and bacteria, I'm pretty sure she used the word "highway." Anyway, I haven't worn thongs habitually since, and I haven't had another infection either. I can't really say that I miss wearing thongs, they're fucking uncomfortable!

Wow, groundbreaking! I'ma go with Tissa's assessment of "what did you expect"? Is it surprising that wearing a string tucked directly up the poop-zone causes poop on the string?