Running for public office in 3, 2, 1 ...

According to my inside source, this years government report on orange crops is going to say they were hard hit by cold temperatures and is going to be very bad. So it’d be a smart idea to sink everything you have into OJ futures.

Nothing. Because 99% of the people in the Air Force does not give a rats ass that Elon Musk is smoking weed and already assumed he was doped up on cocaine anyways. They will probably just ask him about it and he will say “I did not inhale” and they will reply “Good enough for me!” and close the case.

Hopefully Mike Pence is somewhere in the middle of these firings.

No, there are a lot of vanilla and white sneakers people like you.

The 2 people I’ve known with Golf Rs recently traded them in for a Tesla Model 3, and a Nissan Leaf. So enjoy your new electric car.

During my unfortunate time in the car business, I learned that one of the worst things you could do was mention the words “special order” to management. Not being able too sell from the selection of inventory on the lot was considered a sign of weakness and poor sales technique. “I know you really want the Sapphire…

“Well the back fell off.”

Wish you could Make America 2014 Again, right ?

Why does Canada have to suffer for America’s mistakes?? WHYYYYYY... oh, it’s because we’re all buying boring-ass crossovers too. :(

Hot take, or maybe not. I always hated the wheels on the e46 M3

So, 6% improvement in lap time. Do they only cost 6% more then?

I wonder upon being robbed if the train driver was like “get mi-ata here”.*

Hey LEGO can you chill out? Between this and Voltron, this summer assault on my wallet is totally unfair.

well, he’s usually high on meth, so, probably pretty hard, what with the dragons flying overhead and all. 

My experience is only two lanes of the 30 are open anyway, so how hard can it be for a supervisor to just look?

not the kind of ICE we’re looking to get rid of, Earth

In other news, a new unsinkable ship just sailed from Southampton.

I’d rather a piece of Manhattan the size of an iceberg broke off New York.

Calling Nardo Gray “bland” is blasphemy, sir.