“The SUV Gods have demanded another sacrifice”

Adding a lip only makes it look “decent,” not “good.” I expect far better than “decent” from Aston Martin.

People tend to be blind to the politics of CARB. It’s strange. Somehow they’re the magical do gooders.

It seems to me that with their history of hilariously floaty malaise-mobiles, they’re in a unique position to capitalize on poor infrastructure with a combination of huge balloon tires and soft suspension.

Because...’Murica

I think that is the most awesome part of this.

It’s an abomination, eternally screaming in agony that it’s soul is trapped in an automobile form instead of the robot vacuum it was meant to be.

1. Get a beater car.
2. Get a dashcam.
3. Find such idiots.
4. sorta get slightly in their way while they’re doing this
5. Profit!

Welp, we’ve got skateboard, bike and unicycle. Any votes for roller skating mini pony?

Wow, every time I think about getting a new car, I look at the per month costs, and I’m just like:

I have to imagine most customers interested in leasing a Audi, BMW, or Mercedes, will be more than willing to pay the extra $40-50 a month for the brand prestige. Cadillac has to provide more than a me-too lineup to compete with them.

Let me take a wild guess what Acura will do:

“Picklenose1- Mentally retarted SJW
 

It definitely slows the pace a great deal, but that’s not entirely bad, since there are is a wide spectrum of driver skill at this race. Still pretty darn fun!

It’s almost time for Sno*Drift! And there is a metric shit-ton of snow and ice up here this season!

Except you just know the 71's OS is going to slow it down after the 72 comes out; “to maximise operating life”. Better get air traffic control to do the famous speed check before and after.

Wonderful fucking timing Lockheed!! I just purchased a SR-71 last month! You know what, fuck the 72. I’m just going to wait for the 73.

And this stupid thing is the reason we don't get an S4 Avant in the States. Fucking suburbanites need SUVs, in their heads. Audi USA will use the excuse that it becomes price prohibitive (just like they did with the A6 Avant when the Q7 was launched... I used to work for Audi), and say that they're better targeting…