Are you ready for the summer? Are you ready for the good times? Are you ready for the fireflies, the old two-ply, and a whole lot of foolin’ around?

Aldis lamp, maybe? Report the winners from a ship anchored in the disputed zone; audiences on shore respond with wild applause-like flashing of their own lamps.

Does she ever do the real hardcore giantess stuff, like grind her enemies’ bones into flour to bake her bread?

Oldenize them as much as possible, says I. I’d even support moving back to a radio broadcast of the awards.

After M*A*S*H was Klinger, Mulcahy and Potter; while Radar had his own separate spin-off show called W*A*L*T*E*R. I think the time is right to combine these two ratings titans into a single theatrical feature romantic comedy. Klinger already has a wide array of dresses - it practically writes itself!

I still wish they would make a romantic comedy called Klinger’s Wedding to Radar.

I await the return of Mr. Armnold, who could always hold on to his butt.

Ah, then thanks! I may have been high when I came up with it, but more likely not. And I think there was a rumor for a while, maybe a decade ago, that Klinger and Radar (or Jamie Farr and Gary Burghoff, that is) had really gotten married, so maybe I can’t claim it’s my idea in any case.

It’s not such a stretch. It all comes from a television program called M*A*S*H.

I wish they would make a romantic comedy called Klinger’s Wedding to Radar.

I hope he’s actually a French actor this time. I thought Will Smith’s accent was terrible in the original series.

You meet a guy like that and you’re just all, well, hide the silver, man. Before he bends it.

I sure wouldn’t risk my life to see a Marvel movie or some other such tightstravaganza. Who would? If I were to risk it all it would definitely be for something closer to what you like to call an “art house critical darling.”

Beautiful blue skies and golden sunshine all along the way is my bet.

People think “being Borked” means being denied a seat on the Supreme Court thanks to your extremist views and terrible beard, but it actually refers to the condition of having your hands made out of a completely different material than the rest of your body.

You’re right about that. Apparently he’s actually speaking Norwegian.

Mine was the Swedish Chef, until I matured a little bit; then it was Statler and Waldorf ever after.

He’s watching Jack Burton imbibe from the Six Demon Bag in that shot.

Emmerich already made a moonrapers movie. It’s called Moon 44, and the characters are dividable into two groups: wimpy youngsters, and the space jocks who rape them all the time.

Nobody talks about Ghost Chase any more. And few have the courage to mention that this isn’t even Emmerich’s first moon movie - and heck, even Independence Day Revisited had some moon footage, and the original Independence Day had that moment when the mothership shakes out Armstrong’s footprint as it passes the moon.…