Isn’t it Merriweather Post Pavilion?

I was an absolute dee-vo-tée through the 80s. I think I’ll go and watch him toss stuff off a five-story tower now, and then check out the suit of Alka-Seltzer.

“Just a zombie movie?” Sweet wingalls!

“Crismis,” please.

This reminds me of that movie JOHN BILLIQUINS PLEASE COME HOME.

They’re usually so accurate when they jump twenty feet through the air.

This guy sounds like a Real Snot Leg.

Well that’s great that there turns out to be an organization called Catholics for Choice. Tell them they need a better publicist.

Yeah, EXCEPT for the articles about Dazed and Confused! What’s up with that???

As a Mountain Goats fan and someone currently writing true crime scripts for TV, this seems like a book I ought to read.

Have you ever seen that movie the town made, The Milpitas Monster? It’s about that landfill coming to life and rampaging through the area. Pretty amateurish, but not without charm.

What’s the D.A.P. handshake?

Not a joke! He’s just an abusive dweeb named Warren Cornpedley, which ought to complete the Wizard of Oz curtain pull for any fans he might still have.

Poicy.

That’s the bright side for me too, I’m hoping.

Everyone knows him as Marilyn Manson, and then articles like this claim his real name is Brian Warner, but I’ve heard from credible sources that this repellent sex criminal was born with the name Warren Cornpedley.

I’m not sure if anyone’s pretending that. I think they’re bemoaning it.

I can absolutely be pedantic about this one. The dictionary is knuckling under to idiots, and of course I realize this is how dictionaries work: they don’t invent words, but reflect usage. However, this one is my line in the sand. I’m simply not going to imitate morons just because they never bothered to figure out…

With the hippin’ and the hoppin’ and the pants fallin’ down, and why don’t you kids speak english!

He frequently prescribed Huxatonic™.