It’s the TV execs who are holding out after the blood-scrawled codicil “BRAINS” appeared at the bottom of the contract. They need to get over their old-fashioned prejudices.

If God did not want them sheared, he would not have made them sheep.

When is HAPPY DAYS coming back? Malph, Cha-Chi, the Potter, Arnold! Tuscadero sandwich!

I have heard nothing but good things about Donner, and this surely never would have happened, but it would have been funny if he’d made Cohen do the truffle shuffle before writing the cheque.

They fucking revel in it.

It’s quite simple. The country club is going to be massive and cover all of Astoria, as well as the surrounding counties, and the seaside from North Bay right down to practically Tillamook. Some of the deleted scenes address this, as when Troy and his friends discuss becoming caddies on the proposed 247 hole golf…

In Friday the 13th part 6, the camp for once is populated with kids, though while they’re put in jeopardy, I don’t believe any are killed. Still, that leads to a golden moment with two of them hiding under a bed from Jason, with one turning to the other and asking “So, what WERE you going to be when you grew up?”

Any sort of competition between these two men would easily be solved on the dance floor. Judge Ito would wipe the floor with Tarantino in a dance war. And I speak as someone who likes Jackie Brown a lot.

But you don’t even have to look outside of Gibson’s filmography to find a more perfect action movie. Lethal Weapon’s a good one, though, no question.

In 1994 I made a movie that was in part exactly on that theme: the lonely existence of the bisexual who is never fully trusted by other sexualities. Maybe I was ahead of my time on that one! Maybe this lousy little movie’s time has finally come!

Mr. T’s Wild Purge

Haven’t you guys seen Terminator 2? He’s simply been reprogrammed to be a protector.

Yup. All those jokes Borscht Belt comedians used to do about their dressing rooms (“The cockroaches are hunchbacked!”) could more aptly be made about the typical academic’s office.

That movie is creepy and alarming!

In the summer of 1994 I was directing a (super low budget) feature film and having sex all the time! Well, when I wasn’t working, anyway - it wasn’t that kind of movie. But it was a pretty good summer.

Tanya Wexler may be a female director, but it strikes me as grossly sexist to accuse her of hysteria.

I have all the Fletch books and pull them out every few summers for a re-read. Confess, Fletch is one of the best of them, but that’s in no small part because of Flynn, the cop on the case, who has his own secrets, and calls his sergeant/driver “Grover” for no reason.

I was there for those movies. I was 11. Saw each of them five times in the theater.

I read that as “norons” for a second, and figured you’d coined a simple but useful term for, well, lots of people these days - anti-vaxxers, anti-single payer, you name it.

It’s a deal! I love yeti pictures especially.