I’m amazed Willow was able to make an album at all, given that he would be far too short to reach the microphone.

I hope they’ve included kidnappers, wolves, stolen identities and batmen in the series of complications befalling this noble ice trucker.

SONS. I think those guys are maybe 11, 12.

Do you believe this bigotry to be class-based, or more regional? Or is it cultural, or strictly political? Maybe you feel it’s all of the above.

He sounds like more of a nursery school teacher than a physical therapist.

You’d think someone like Tarantino would have hired exactly that guy to write this novelization. You know, I may have read more books by Alan Dean Foster than by any other single author.

Speaking of Wick-offs, where’s the movie about that legendary master of facts, trivia, and holistically-compiled information of dubious provenance, John Wickipedia?

Again?

Have you seen Matango? That’s a pretty terrific, and totally atypical, Toho picture which basically pits a Japanese version of the S.S. Minnow gang against exactly the sort of fungal terror described in the review above.

Gabba gabba hey, you must see the movie to find out.

A day when the sun exerts extra gravitational pull, maybe?

Here’s a trivia for you: Van Halen and the Ramones were both in the running to star in Rock ‘n’ Roll High School, but only one of those bands emerged triumphant.

Joe Rogaine.

We all know how tall this guy is: three bricks and a short refrigerator.

We all remember the scandal when the makers of Tucks Sanitary Wipes decided to advertise through skywriting.

What if they instead teach in an engaging psycho-sexual drama?

Well, Dinklage at least will be slathered in hideous makeup, thereby rendering him completely unrecognizable.

Same thought here. I hope they at least keep the thirty second werewolf break.

Is it that you think masturbating is gross, or do you think he was lying about believing he was not still on the zoom call?

The timing was right. Something had to change, and here was a possible roadmap.