It’s the only time I’ve worked as a lighting stand-in, and that confirmed my suspicion that it’s the best job on set.

But who would vote for a proven firepants like that, especially one so charisma-free?

Of the people you’ve mentioned, I only have experience with Cathy Moriarty, who was very nice and straddled my lap while wearing a sheer nightie. (I was the lighting stand-in on that show, and was standing in for the lead in a seduction scene. As is often the case, the male performer was taking a lot longer in…

You’ve got it wrong - that’s what we start out as. After that, the sky’s the limit, except in winter, when your front door’s the limit.

And OC SoCal residents can get pretty white trash.

I believe the prophecy came to pass back in 1980, thanks, as always, to Walter Hill.

With an endless parade of Georges who keep quitting in frustration?

Dudes isn’t great, but it’s worth a rewatch.

Asparagus.

Fish-fosh. Bunkum and honeydew. An egregious tartufle!

They seem to be readily available in thrift shops. I have three or four Challengers, myself!

If you got one of those when they were new, you’re at least as old as I am.

Curse them!

She also reminds me of Challenger, the yellow crying plastic dog bank.

It would be even more oddly satisfying if the guy could be persuaded to hold his camera horizontally. What’s wrong with a landscape configuration! Nothing!

I pronounce YOU legally dead!

Maybe she meant “He’s very peaceful now that he’s died of a heart attack after tasering himself in the balls.”

It’ll be Trump, a cat, and an Irish Setter being dropped off somewhere unfamiliar and traveling cross-country back to Mar-Algo or whatever the fuck that chintz palace is called.