How about just one lamppost suspension, then return to regularly scheduled due process?
The wet-behind-the-ears bandit.
Mad Dog Vachon, the Baron von Raschke, and Alamo Dick walk into a bar. Bartender says, “Get out of here, Alamo Dick. This bar’s for wrestlers only.”
Ooh, seconded. That’s a great one.
Hotheaded Hockey-Haired Helmer Slams Studio’s Sci-Fi Streaming Scheme
No movie gets the Christmas visual ambiance down like the original Black Christmas. They just found exactly the right filter to make the lights sparkle in exactly the right way; and the fact that it was shot in Canada during a genuine cold snap - no fake snow here! - amplifies the coziness of being inside.
Ow, his balls.
I do the “picture-skew” thing too - picked it up from my cousins. And I too had a similar “uh oh, wait a minute” moment with someone who either took it as the correct pronunciation or thought I believed it was; can’t remember exactly what.
What if she pronounced it “maaa-TCHEW!”
Maybe if the vaccine was thrown at him like a dart while he sipped a pint draped in a football scarf.
Woman Bites Dog?
No, probably not - I have a brother, but he’s not a twin. The clone or robot angles, however, remain possible - they were doing a lot of weird science in the ‘70s, so who knows.
Whoa. Very familiar. Maybe I am you.
It’s possible. Do you like beer too?
Ahh, I didn’t watch any TV in the 90s, except The Simpsons and rerun episodes of The Dukes of Hazzard.
How could anyone have been frightened by any of these things? Yes, Clark used all his holiday affrights in his earlier Xmas picture.
Sometimes stupid battles are the most important ones to fight. Unless you’re the outgoing president, I mean.
Oh shit - “McCartney III” looks like it says “McCartney Ill” - is Sir Paul trying to give us some secret message that he’s sick? Is he wearing shoes in his picture on the record sleeve? Are there other clues we’ve missed?
Yeah, not like Her First Biscuits, right, in which you played the role of “Biscuit Victim”? I mean, just read this synopsis. Totally predictable, every beat!