You just triggered me via carpenter cords

Was too poor to get them, now is my chance!

Would write the erotic fanfic

What’s new?

Damn. That first pic tho

I’m offended because I don’t like Tim Burton movies.

A man of the future

I’d rather sit near someone smoking a cigarette than someone vaping something fruity.

I just spent 20 minutes on real self looking and pictures and reading about it. From what I gather it’s a tightening and cosmetic procedure that reduces the size of the labia in some cases.

Nope, you’re pearls are justifiably clutched. Adding a third person, and their genetic profile, complicates things

The former teacher in me laughed out loud

I feel like an inadequate mother now

Hiddleston’s are too close together. I bet finding sunglasses is hell for him

Both of them have weird eye placement/shape

Me too. I can’t even begin to identify anything appealing about either one.

Hot damn!

Not to me

While collecting social security checks?

I remember my conversion. His name was Ben...😍

That doesn’t even bother me. Probably because me. With hairy backs tend to have a nice, thick pelt on their chest