My #1 Spotify choice

I can’t find a man without it attractive.

It made me regret pregnancy and breastfeeding for a moment

That’s the thing, Jolie generally has roles that are boring/disinteresting to me but I still find her compelling. Aniston chooses roles well but I feel like almost anyone could slide into the roles as do as well or better.

Just realized the aveeno/oatmeal connection. I’ll change my comparison to Orowheat bread.

Jennifer Aniston is oatmeal to me. Sometimes I enjoy it but most of the time it’s like “this shit again?!”

Who is that?

Just commented the same :)

Those keep your feet warm. Trump is pedicure flip flops

Crocs are comfortable and easy to hose off.

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OMG this made me miss Will and Grace so much. And Megan Mullaly’s boobs made me a little gayer

Yeah but for sanity’s sake it’s probably better to avoid them

I thought the same. Bad marriages are worse for kids than no marriages

The Ted Cruz of x games?

I think Aniston calls the paps plenty and obscures her stomach/wears things that give a hint of a bump every time she has a new project. I don’t hate on her for it, it’s good publicity.

Agree, though I think Jolie is an upgrade over Aniston

And I’m over here, married like a chump

My breaking point was parents at Chuck E Cheese doing it.

Always holding a box thing upright, vaping far more frequently than even heavy smokers